Blocky Booty Busters

#workout, blocky, Body, body positivity, BOOTY, Busters, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, my body is ready, physical health, Ready, self improvement, self-care, strength, wellness, wellness journey

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Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a server so epic, even Herobrine himself is shaking in his pixelated boots!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. Build your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, we’ve got lava moats and TNT traps for days).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves nothing more than challenging players to a dance-off. Can you out-Macarena the dragon and claim victory? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready to scream “MY BODY IS READY” as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, your diamond armor will thank you.

CraftyMania: Where we turn pixels into perfection & answer life’s burning questions like ‘How do I become a truly beautiful man?’

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Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to become the most beautiful man in the blocky world? Look no further, because our server has the secret to unlocking your inner beauty! Join us and you’ll be transformed into a pixelated Adonis in no time.

Our server is like a magical beauty salon for your Minecraft character. We have potions that will give you flawless skin, enchanted armor that will make you sparkle like a diamond, and cosmetic items that will make you the envy of all the other players. Say goodbye to looking like a basic Steve and hello to being a stunning Minecraft model.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most handsome players in the game. Join our community and you’ll be surrounded by gorgeous avatars who will inspire you to reach new levels of beauty. You’ll be strutting your stuff on the virtual catwalk in no time!

So if you’re ready to become the most beautiful man in Minecraft, join our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Who needs diamonds when you can shine brighter than the sun?

SleepyCraft: Where Oversleeping is the Ultimate Strategy

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!

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United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Can I see the server map?	Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

CountryIncel Minecraft Server

aperol spritz, Community, Country, CountryIncel, DATING, gender dynamics, incel, incel culture, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, river cruise, sad, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal norms, walk, wild women

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Are you tired of being ignored by wild women on river cruises while you sip on your aperol spritz? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be the king of the virtual world! No more rejection, just endless possibilities to build, explore, and conquer. Join us now and leave those wild women in the dust as you create your own epic adventure! Who needs real-life rejection when you can rule the digital realm?

SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyHousemateGrief

adulting, anger management, anxiety, cleaning supplies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyHousemateGrief, depression, dirty housemate, EMBARRASSMENT, flushing, friendship, house rules, IBS, mental health, privacy, roommate conflict, social interactions, Support, TOILET

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

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Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

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so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

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Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/dragon-craft-where-the-only-thing-vanilla-is-the-ice-cream-join-today-for-a-roaring-good-time/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ores Mined:	9691
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	9377	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	118
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	243	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1062	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chimeras Created:	3

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4748	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2081	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5349
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7288

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8678	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Dragon Eggs Found:	9190

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	7709	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	106
Void Armor Forged:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4

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United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview:

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Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

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