Are you tired of boring old walks in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and take a stroll through our virtual forests at any time of day! Whether it’s 7:30pm or 3:00am, our server is always open for a leisurely walk. Who needs fresh air and exercise when you can have pixelated adventures and virtual cardio? Join now and never worry about the time of day for a walk again!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never break your streak! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and never left. They built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn they tamed in the nether. Legend has it, they are still playing to this day, their streak unbroken and their adventures never-ending.
So, if you want to be part of a community where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might just become the next minecraft superstar!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the sun rises with a BOOM and the cows dance the Macarena! 🐄💃
Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly (literally) and creepers throw birthday parties for Steve. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.
But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll get to ride on RAINBOW llamas, build castles out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and battle evil mobs with enchanted TACOS (yes, tacos are weapons now).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off. 😂💎🤣
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.
It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?
Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!
Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
On our project you will find many unique modes and mechanics, which, basically, have no worthy analogues in the CIS and even in the world. We highlight such modes as: Mmorpg, Z-Arena, LuckyBlockWars, BedWars and many others. New mobs, blocks and other items without mods. The server has been operating for more than 10 years and continues to develop. We use the latest versions of Minecraft to give you a unique experience. To play on the server you need Optifine.
Survival, but better. This is raw Minecraft at it’s finest.Difficulty: As Hard as it gets.What makes Zeland unique?– Large Biomes with Generated Structures 10x rarer. No free handouts here. If you want it, you have to earn it. (Strongholds, Mob Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– Wandering Traders and Pillager Patrols are disabled.– PvP allowed, but must follow rules of war.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, Fly.
Zeland was my personal Survival world that I’ve opened up to the public. Feel free to pop in, say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then claim some land and build a home! My only ask is that you are respectful and clean up after yourself. The goal is to create a server full of good honest people, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Zeland!
As a protection against griefing, I back up the server regularly.
We present you the Zombie Apocalypse server in the pixel game Minecraft. On the server You will find a lot of unique systems, such as: Cars, weapons, spawn random loot in chests, a unique system of clans and an interesting map.
We are a real favorite of DayZ projects. Our project has been in existence for 2 YEARS, and over time we have become popular in all CIS countries.