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MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

olive oil, Healthy Eating, pretending, Seeds, smp

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

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SardineTunaCraft Minecraft Server

omega-3, savory snack, diet, Server, seafood

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of underwater adventures! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you just ate three cans of sardines and four cans of tuna – that’s how deep you’ll dive into the fun! Explore sunken ships, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds (or more sardines, who knows?). So come on, dive in and join us for a swimmingly good time!

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AlmondCraft: Heart Healthy & Fiber-Filled!

heart health, satiety, healthy fats, nut, Plant-Based

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like eating almonds for ur heart health but in Minecraft form! We got all da crazy stuff like lowering bad cholesterol mobs, blood sugar biomes, and blood pressure potions. Plus, we got inflammation-reducing armor and blood vessel lining health boosts. And don’t even get me started on our fiber-filled food for fullness and weight management quests. It’s like a heart-healthy adventure in every block, so come join us and level up ur health game in Minecraft style!

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NuttyWeightLossCraft

calorie-controlled, walnuts, weight management, diet, nutrition

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

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ForeignCountryLife – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, homesickness, making new friends, dealing with stereotypes, adapting to new surroundings

OMG guys, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas. Like, no one told me that living in this foreign country would involve battling giant chickens and riding on rainbow unicorns, but it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🦄🔥💎

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MineCraftyCongressPayGap

federal minimum wage, REPRESENTATIVES, political ethics., wage disparity, MineCraftyCongressPayGap

Are you tired of politicians constantly giving themselves raises while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the salaries of U.S. Senators & Representatives in Congress are tied to the federal & state minimum wages!

Join our server and watch as your favorite politicians have to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers just to earn a decent paycheck. No more fancy dinners and private jets for them – they’ll have to work for every emerald they earn!

Plus, think of the entertainment value. Picture Mitch McConnell trying to build a redstone contraption or Nancy Pelosi getting lost in a maze of caves. It’s a political circus you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show Congress that they need to earn their keep, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe they’ll actually start passing laws that benefit the people for once!

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MyanmarRescueCraft

myanmar, crackdown, illegal scam, illegal activities, criminal networks

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the server for u! we got crazier adventures than a llama on a pogo stick! imagine this: u log on and ur immediately transported to a land where u gotta rescue thousands of players from illegal scam compounds in Myanmar! but don’t worry, Thailand is on the case with a huge crackdown! join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and excitement. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s save some virtual lives together!

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Voidlands Lifesteal Middle School

competitive, Loot, Teleport, Jobs, Ranks

Voidlands Lifesteal Middle School

A competitive Lifesteal survival experience! Kill players to steal their hearts, form alliances, and fight to be the last one standing! Griefing is allowed, so build smart and stay sharp!

Features:

• Heart-Stealing System – Lose hearts on death, steal them from players and mobs! • Random Teleport – Start your journey anywhere in the wild! • NPCs & Shops – Talk to NPCs, buy, sell, and trade! • Auction House – Sell your items and bid for the best deals! • Crate Keys & Rewards – Unlock powerful loot! • Ranks & Cosmetics – Stand out with exclusive perks and styles! • Jobs & Skills – Earn money, level up, and get stronger! • PvP Arena & King of the Hill – Prove your dominance in battle! • Fast Warps – Instantly travel to key locations!

144.34.86.9:19360

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Ethereal Haven

Minecraft, Server, Vanilla, Survival, description

Ethereal Haven is a 1.21.4 Vanilla+ Survival Server. Feel free to join now or check out our PMC page for an official description.

play.etherealhaven.xyz

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Adventure Partners 1.21.2

Yo yo yo, dis server be like dat teacher who be givin’ F’s to da kid in da corner! But guess what? On dis server, ain’t nobody gonna be left out like dat lonely kid! We all about inclusivity and fun times, so join us and never feel like a loner again!

We got parties, we got games, we got builds that will blow your mind! Ain’t no F’s given here, just good times and epic adventures! So what you waitin’ for? Join us now and be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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