Picture this: instead of counting calories and feeling deprived, you’ll be mining for oats in our virtual oatmeal mines. And get this – every time you eat a bowl of oatmeal in-game, you’ll actually lose weight in real life! It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Oatmeal Monster, a giant creature made entirely of oats who roams the land looking for players to challenge to oatmeal eating contests. Beat him in a battle of the oats and you’ll be rewarded with special powers that will help you on your weight loss journey.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start shedding those pounds the oatmeal way!
Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!
Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.
Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!
Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!
And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.
So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!
We have voice chat! The best server for playing real Minecraft. Anarchy, no privates (but you can get them for a donation), no lags or wipes.
65.21.9.198:25668
| Server Name | HexArchon |
|---|---|
| Features | Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons |
| Server IP | play.hexarchon.net |
We are dedicated to creating a unique and engaging Minecraft experience, focusing on community feedback and transparency.
Go on adventures with custom mobs, items, enchants, dungeons, quests, abilities, and more!
We prioritize server performance with top-of-the-line hardware for zero-lag gameplay.
Yes, the server supports Bedrock Edition with Port 19132, though there may be technical limitations.
You can join the server using the IP address play.hexarchon.net.
The server offers custom mobs, items, enchantments, boss fights, abilities, quests, dungeons, and more for a unique gameplay experience.
You can join the Discord server and share your feedback with the community and developers.
Yes, you can watch the server trailer on YouTube at this link: Server Trailer