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SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyHousemateGrief

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Players Killed by Monsters:	1299
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/nade-flick-ark-survival-evolved/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4621	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Emeralds Found:	421	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Void Gems Collected:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Items Found:	8980
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7967

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be afraid of is running out of diamonds because our diamond veins are as plentiful as dirt blocks. So come join us and conquer your fear of creepers, or better yet, make friends with them and start a creeper army to take over the server!

CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2557	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

If you had access to $5 million, you could join our Minecraft server and build a diamond palace so big that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! You could hire a team of villagers to mine for you while you sit back and sip on golden apple juice. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the server! So come join us and turn that $5 million into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!