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But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go with ease. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we even have old game emulation and multiplayer options for those Frontier fans out there.
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So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!
even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?
| Welcome to Lanterncraft |
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| We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players. |
| Question | Answer |
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| Do you have a detailed questline? | Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards. |
| What measures do you have against griefers? | Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages. |
| Do you keep inventory on death? | Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death. |
| Do you have custom dungeons? | Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore. |
| Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? | Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586 |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy |