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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1086 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 840 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!