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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8859 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!