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Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

controversial, Crafty, dumb, Edgy, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Kek, Kingdom, LOLOL, meme, mudsharks, offensive, personal experience, sarcasm, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, top kek, trending, trolling, viral

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	1396
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8273
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3892
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Star Shards Collected:	272	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

battle pass, content-updates, Dash, Disney, disney speedstorm, free unlock, Gaming Community, ign, in-app purchases, in-game purchases, kart, mario kart 8, MAYHEM, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile game, monetization changes, new events, new season, Online Multiplayer, racing game, real money, Steamboat Pete, upset players, virtual currency

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Star Shards Collected:	286	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	2745
Alien Abductions:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7971

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

“Youth, Adventures, artistic integrity, artistic quality, blocky, career, Doom 93, Effort, ethical chain, ethical obligation, game development, Game Devs, genre, global passion, Hardship, human condition, immaterial balance, Impact, inspiration, McBlockface, Passion, planescape torment, Quality

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Funky Fudge Factory

Bipolar, Communication, confidentiality, coping, denial, depression, FACTORY, forum, fraud, fudge, Funky, MANIC, medication, mental health awareness, mental illness, misunderstanding, Online Community, regret, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Votes:	9909	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!