Healthcare Minecraft Servers (Page 9)

Vaginal Births R Us
BIRTHShealthcare outcomeslow riskmaternitymedical care
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

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Neuro Rhythm Craft
Chronic painCraftNeuroRhythmTherapy
so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

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BlockyVirus: The Deadly Adventure
Covid-19data analysislong-term mortalityrespiratory illnessUS researchers
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s more lit than a creeper explosion! we got zombies that do the cha-cha, skeletons that moonwalk, and creepers that drop sick beats!
our server is so dope, even COVID-19 is scared to mess with us. we got potions that cure any sickness, including the dreaded flu and RSV. ain’t no virus gonna bring us down, we’re too busy building epic castles and riding pigs like they’re our trusty steeds.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken like those cluckers in the coop. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer like a boss!

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BlueSkyCraftEU
brexitdrug safetyEUMovespharmaceuticals
so like, u know how the EU medicines agency was all like, “peace out X, im movin to Bluesky”? well, turns out they heard about our EPIC Minecraft server and just had to join in on the fun! like, they were all like, “we gotta get in on that sick PvP action and build some crazy cool structures with all the other players!”
so now, not only do we have the best players from all over the world, but we also have the EU medicines agency bringing their A-game to the server. like, imagine battling it out in a PvP match and suddenly the EU medicines agency swoops in with some crazy potion that makes you invincible for like, 10 minutes.
plus, they’re always hosting these wild events where you can win rare items and special perks. like, one time they had a scavenger hunt where you had to find all these hidden treasures around the map and the prize was a diamond sword that could shoot lasers.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit even the EU medicines agency can’t stay away, then you gotta come check out Bluesky. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
emergency roomGun ViolenceHealthcareHospitalpublic health
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!
we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!
come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!
join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!

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Pain Predictor – Brain Biosigns
brain patternspain assessmentpersonalized treatmentpredictive analyticsresearch
so like, u know how sometimes u just feel like ur brain is on fire from all the pain u feel? well, on this server, we have cracked the code on how to predict ur sensitivity to pain based on ur brain activity! like, imagine knowing exactly how much pain u can handle before u even feel it.
join our server for a wild ride of brain scans and pain predictions! u’ll be amazed at how accurate our biomarkers are in diagnosing chronic pain. plus, we have the best doctors in Minecraft who can help u prevent and treat any pain u may be feeling.
so come on over and let us read ur mind to help u live a pain-free life! u won’t regret it, trust me.

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ForeignProblemsMC SMP
biggest problemCorruptionCountryNon-Americanssmp
OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant you wishes and the spawn is made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond appears in your inventory! It’s like magic or something.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing top hats and monocles, so you know they’re fancy AF. And the best part is, if you build a house out of cake, it never runs out! You can just keep eating it forever and ever.
So come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as you want. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night with free enchanted golden apples for everyone! You don’t want to miss out on this wild ride, trust me.

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Detained Craft: Mental Health Edition
EditionHealthcareimmigrant healthcareimmigrationmental health
u wanna join dis server cuz we got da best virtual healthcare system in da game. we got doctors n nurses in every corner ready to treat ur pixelated wounds n cure ur virtual PTSD. we even got therapists who specialize in treating ur blocky mental illnesses. join now n get ur mental health on fleek, fam.

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Metallo Beta Lactamase Fitness Gym
antimicrobial agentsBetadrug developmentFITNESSgym
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man and now they rule over the land with a candy cane scepter.
we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves. you can join in and show off your best flossing skills.
come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server!

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WHOaCraft2020
controversialglobal healthhealthcare policyPoliticsreversing decision
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.
on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.
plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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