so like, this server is like the Thailand of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the good stuff for trans people, like free hormone therapy and marriage equality. but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can build whatever you want and ride on flying pigs. and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond appears in your inventory! it’s like, totally insane, dude. so come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft server ever, where dreams really do come true!
TransCraft: ThaiTreats & MarriageFeats
CraftyCovidCraze
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
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VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks
Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.
Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition
LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUSEbolacraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!Alzheimers Drug Advocates: Balance & Conflicts
so like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff goin on! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers outta their eyes! not to mention, our diamond mines are like, never-ending! u can build the most epic castle ever and then defend it against a horde of zombie chickens! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!Crafty Science Quests
hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
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Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!Bowels of Doom Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!Eco Euthanasia: The Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.