come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to detect boobie cancer in the game!!! our scientists have created a system that is 99.72% accurate, just like shooting a creeper with a bow and arrow! join us and help save the virtual boobies of minecraft players everywhere. plus, if you find a pink sheep in the game, you automatically get a free boobie cancer screening in real life. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving and hilarious at the same time?! come join us now and let’s kick cancer’s butt, one block at a time!
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AImondCraft: Detecting Boobies 99.72%
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CraftyRapeEscape Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest laws like allowing abortion in rape and incest cases! we are all about breaking boundaries and pushing the limits, just like when we built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit!our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have regular events like “build a giant statue of a potato” and “survive the zombie apocalypse with only a wooden sword”.
if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, then this is the server for you. plus, our admins are always online to help out with any issues, like when someone accidentally turned their house into a giant block of cheese.
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this madcap world of minecraft madness!
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BabyBoomCraft
join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!
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PixelPeds: No Cure for the Blues
so, liek, u kno wen u play mincraft an u jus wanna hav fun an build stuff an mine for dimonds? well, dis server is liek dat, but wit a twist! we hav a whole new world of craziness an adventure waitin for u!imagine a place where u can ride on giant chickens an fight off zombie llamas wit ur trusty pickaxe. u can even team up wit other players to take on epic bosses an conquer dungeons filled wit treasure!
an if u ever get bored of all dat, we hav mini-games galore! from spleef to parkour to skywars, there’s always somethin new to try. an don’t even get me started on our custom events, like the annual pig racing championship or the legendary potato sack race!
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s as wild an unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage, den come on down to our server! who knos, u might even find urself laughin so hard u forget all about dat pesky depression an suicidality stuff. just remember to bring ur sense of humor an ur diamond sword, cuz things are about to get crazy!
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CraftyAnxietyGAD
come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.
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VaxWars: Party Line Spillover
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT VACCINES FOR EVERYTHING, EVEN MINECRAFT CREEPERS! PARTY LINES BE GONE, WE ALL VACCINATED UP IN HERE. COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC VACCINE PARTIES AND PROTECT YO PIXELATED SELF FROM ALL THE DANGEROUS DISEASES IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. VACCINES FOR EVERYONE, EVEN IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE OR A SKELETON, WE GOT YOU COVERED. DON’T BE A SQUARE, COME JOIN THE VACCINE PARTY TODAY! #VACCINECRAZE #BLOCKYIMMUNITY
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SymptomCraft: Latin Edition
So, like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, then buckle up buttercup cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride! We got zombies that do the cha cha slide, creepers that breakdance, and skeletons that moonwalk like MJ. Plus, our medical diagnosis system is off the charts – instead of boring old doctors, we just describe your symptoms in Latin. So if you’re feeling a bit under the weather, just tell us you have “feverus maximus” and we’ll hook you up with some virtual chicken soup. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and join the fun, cuz we’re waiting for you with open pixelated arms!
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BlockyBabyBirthingCenter
join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where hospitals are fining for not giving abortions. on our server, you can build your own hospital and make all the crazy rules you want! want to give abortions to creepers? go for it! want to make zombie babies? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and their crazy rules. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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SurvivalCraft: No Trial, Just Fun!
So, like, you know how some people think joining a cancer clinical trial will make them live longer? Well, turns out that’s a load of bull! On our server, you can join all the crazy trials you want and still live just as long as everyone else! Plus, we have special potions that make you invincible and can turn you into a unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, join us and live forever in Minecraft land!
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PlasticCraft2020
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the impending kidney stone apocalypse caused by micro plastics!!! build ur own plastic-free paradise and protect ur precious kidneys from the evil plastic invaders!!! team up with other players to create a kidney stone army and conquer the plastic wasteland!!! come join us and save ur kidneys in the most ridiculous way possible!!!