come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!
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ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!
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EmbryoCraft: Birth Defect Edition
so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and create things? well, on this server, we are like, creating LIFE. we have these crazy scientists who are like, watching embryos grow in real time. it’s like, watching a baby chicken hatch but like, on steroids. join our server to witness the miracle of life in blocky form. who needs to build houses when u can watch baby creepers being born, amirite? come join us for a truly unique minecraft experience.
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CroatianCyberCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE FIGHT OFF PRO-RUSSIAN HACKERS LIKE A BUNCH OF HEROES! WE’RE BASICALLY THE LARGEST CROATIAN HOSPITAL BUT IN MINECRAFT AND UNDER CONSTANT CYBERATTACK! SAVE LIVES BY BUILDING EPIC FORTRESSES AND DEFENDING AGAINST THE EVIL HACKERS! PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF DIAMONDS AND COOKIES TO GO AROUND! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE OF ADVENTURE AND CHAOS!
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VitaminVoidMC
LOL U DONT NEED NO VITAMINS ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT ALL DA BLOCKS U NEED TO SURVIVE! JOIN US AND U WILL LIVE FOREVER IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD, NO NEED FOR STUPID VITAMINS! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND ALL DA FUN STUFF U COULD EVER WANT! COME JOIN US AND BE IMMORTAL IN DIS CRAZY BLOCKY LAND! #MINECRAFT4LIFE
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SickCraft: Pay to Play
haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.
we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.
so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!
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CraftyCancerCure
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor in minecraft? well, now u can on this epic server! we got this crazy new cancer therapy stuff that china approved for clinical trials. u can be like a virtual doctor and save all the pixelated lives! join now and be the hero of the minecraft world! plus, u get to wear a lab coat skin and pretend ur a real doctor. it’s gonna be lit, bro! come join the fun and cure some blocky cancers!
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BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!
And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!
So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!
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AntidepressantDropOutsCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!
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BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!
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SweatyPotionLab – Tracking Drugs with Finger Sweat
Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where scientists use finger sweat to track drugs in the bloodstream? Yeah, you read that right! Join our server and you’ll be part of groundbreaking research that aims to detect antibiotics in the bloodstream using fingerprint sweat. No need for special parameters, just sweat it out and get almost the same accuracy as a blood test. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the boring lab coats and safety goggles. So come on and join us for a wild ride of drug-tracking adventures!