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  • Pixel Doc Notes: Hold Docs Accountable

    Pixel Doc Notes: Hold Docs Accountable
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re, like, trying to build a sick castle but then you forget where you put all your diamonds? Well, on this server, we got you covered, bro! Our players are like, super organized and keep track of all their stuff so you never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

    And, like, if you ever get sick in real life and need to go see a doctor, our server is the perfect place to practice documenting your symptoms! We have, like, virtual doctors who will totally hold you accountable for your care and make sure you get the right diagnosis. Plus, if you’re feeling a little brain damaged, our community is super supportive and will help you through it with lots of LOLs and memes.

    So, like, come join our server and never lose your diamonds again while also practicing your note-taking skills for when you need to see a doctor! It’s gonna be a total blast, dude!

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  • UkrainianMedCraftExpansion

    UkrainianMedCraftExpansion
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got like, japanese doctors helping out ukrainian soldiers, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, they’re building hospitals and stuff, but with blocks and pixels. it’s like, totally wild, dude.

    if you join this server, you’ll be like, saving lives and stuff, but in a totally virtual way. you’ll be part of this epic mission to help injured soldiers get the medical treatment they need. plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously cool japanese doctors who are like, experts in minecraft medicine.

    so, like, come join the fun and be a hero in this crazy minecraft world. who knew saving lives could be so much fun?

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  • Crafty Cancer Crusaders

    Crafty Cancer Crusaders
    So, like, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, u gonna learn so much crazy stuff, like how to build a house outta diamonds and ride a pig into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and u gonna unlock da secret to immortality in Minecraft. Yeah, that’s right, u gonna be invincible and never die again. Plus, u gonna get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers.

    And get this, on our server, u can fly without wings and swim in lava without getting burnt. It’s like magic, but better. So, what u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

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  • MineCraftyTrumpLand

    MineCraftyTrumpLand
    Are you tired of Trump’s presidency making your life feel like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and confusion? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise where Trump can’t touch you.

    On our server, you can create your own Trump-free utopia where the only walls you’ll be building are made of diamonds and the only mobs you’ll be fighting are creepers, not corrupt politicians. So come on over and let your imagination run wild as you craft, mine, and explore your way to a stress-free existence.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can duel Trump himself in a virtual battle for the fate of the world. Will you emerge victorious and save the day, or will you be defeated and forced to endure four more years of chaos? There’s only one way to find out – join our Minecraft server today!

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  • Viral Detector 3000

    Viral Detector 3000
    so, like, u know how u always get sick and u never know what’s wrong with u? well, this server has like, this crazy AI thing that can tell u if u have a virus just by looking at ur gross biological samples. it’s like having a doctor in ur computer, but way cooler cuz it’s all digital and stuff. join now and never worry about getting sick again, cuz this AI will have ur back, bro.

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  • PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy

    PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy
    so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!

    and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!

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  • Epic Drugs Server 2024

    Epic Drugs Server 2024
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • Sham Pain Relief Server

    Sham Pain Relief Server
    join dis epic minecraft server where we inject ur spine with magical potions for ultimate back pain relief!!! forget sham injections, we got da real deal here, fam. u gonna be walkin’ straight like a boss in no time. come join us and experience the most lit back pain treatment in all of minecraft land. trust us, ur back will thank u later. #spineinjectionsftw #backpainbegone #minecraftmagic

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  • CraftyCare: US Edition

    CraftyCare: US Edition
    Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

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  • VanceCraft Abortion Riot

    VanceCraft Abortion Riot
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

    oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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