Did you know that our Minecraft server is the turkey of all servers? That’s right, we’re the hair transplant capital of the Minecraft world! Join us and watch your pixelated locks grow thicker and more luxurious with every block you mine. Our virtual surgeons are top-notch and will have you looking like a blocky Brad Pitt in no time. So why wait? Join our server today and let the follicles fly!
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TurkeyCraft: Where Even Turkeys Get Hair Transplants!
baldness, beauty, Capital, cosmetic procedure, Destination, Follicles, hair, hair loss, hair restoration, hair transplant, Healthcare, healthcare industry, Istanbul, medical tourism, Procedure, Scalp, surgery, tourism, transplant surgery, transplants, turkey, TurkeyCraft, Turkeys, world
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Crafty Hypocrites
America, apartment buildings, Australia, burning fuel, cars, consumerism, Crafty, disposable plastic cups, EUROS, fat, gay marriage, Healthcare, Highways, hypocrites, Identical homes, italy, Lazy, luxury clothing stores, planet, right wing fundamentalists, road rules, shopping mall, smoking, TAXES, UnhealthyWelcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!
When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.
But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures
Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness
Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!
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CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!
aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!
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Dr. Creeper’s Clinic
Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.
We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.
So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!
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TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!
Confused, Corruption, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Development, Economy, education, environmental issues, geography, Healthcare, income inequality, Infrastructure, living conditions, political issues, POVERTY, quality of life, Rich, shithole, Social Issues, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Technology, tourism, urbanization
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.
Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.
Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!
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CowPocalypse: Where Cows Cure Cancer & Creepers Explode
Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer cure, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cattle dewormer, Conspiracy Theory, CowPocalypse, Cows, CREEPERS, cure, deworming medication, explode, health conspiracy, health science, Healthcare, hidden knowledge, holistic treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical secrets, natural remedies, pharmaceutical industry, scientific discoveryAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or mysterious? Well, look no further because our server is hiding top-secret knowledge that the government doesn’t want you to know about! Join us and uncover the truth about why pigs can fly and why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s all a conspiracy!). Plus, our server has hidden dungeons filled with rare loot and secret passages that lead to a treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
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SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries
comparison, correlation, CREEPERS, developed world, gun control, Gun Violence, Healthcare, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, public health, Rates, research, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, school shootings, societal factors, societal issues, statistics, stigma, Sweden, violence, worries
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.
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Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!
anti-neet, basic needs, blocks, Crafty, CREEPERS, economic struggle, feeding oneself, financial burden, Financial Security, government policy, grocery store, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare system, Home ownership, jewish scheme, Life, NEET, old age, Retirement, social welfare, universal healthcare, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.
Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
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Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…
anger, anger towards government, Collects, Country, creeper, diamonds, Doctor, Frustration, Government, gt2nd, Healthcare, healthcare frustration, healthcare system, healthcare wait times, Highest, highest tax pressure, inefficiency, IRS, long trail, long wait, political discontent, PRESSURE, stomach pain, Tax, tax burden, TaxCraft, TAXES, wait time, world
Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!
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BabyRage Minecraft Server
AITAH, apartment, BabyRage, Boyfriend, college student, compromise, family, Generosity, living situation, middle of the night, Minecraft, nursing school, Pregnancy, refusing to help, rush to move out, Schedule, Server, sharing bedroom, sister’s baby, smaller house, support system, taken advantage ofAre you tired of sharing a bedroom with your sister who just had a baby and expects you to wake up at 1am to feed and change it? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life with our virtual world where babies don’t cry and you can sleep peacefully in your own virtual bedroom.Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream home without any unwanted roommates or crying babies. No more getting kicked out of your own room or losing sleep because someone else made questionable life choices.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Plus, who needs real life responsibilities when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and annoying siblings!
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DespAttentionMinecraftSMP
attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention seeking tendencies, DespAttentionMinecraftSMP, desperate actions, desperate for affection, desperate for approval, desperate for attention, desperate for love, desperate for recognition, desperate for validation, desperate measures, seeking attention, seeking validation, worst behaviorAre you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you crave the spotlight and want to be the center of attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for attention seekers like you!Join our server and become the ultimate drama queen or king. Start fake feuds with other players, spread wild rumors about secret treasure hunts, or even fake your own death for some extra sympathy points. The possibilities are endless when it comes to seeking attention on our server.
But be warned, the competition for attention is fierce. You’ll have to outdo your fellow players with even crazier stunts and antics to truly stand out. So, if you’re ready to do whatever it takes to be the center of attention, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the drama begin!
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GiftCrafters
amazing gift, best gift, best present, cherished gift, favorite gift, gift from the heart, GiftCrafters, handmade gift, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, most treasured gift, perfect gift, personal gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, treasured gift, unforgettable gift, unique gift, valuable giftHave you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to build a monument to it in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we give out gifts so amazing that you’ll be building shrines to them in no time! From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, our loot crates are filled with goodies that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that can spawn any mob you desire. Just imagine the chaos you could unleash with an army of creepers at your command!
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and a note from Notch himself, congratulating you on your epic loot. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. See you in the game!
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LiarCraft Minecraft Server
2026, Accountability, global legislation, government transparency, Honesty, illegal, Labour administration, legislation, LiarCraft, lying in politics, Minecraft, pioneering, political deception, political ethics., political honesty, political integrity, political reform, public trust, Senedd elections, Server, truth in politics, truthfulness, Welsh government
come join our epic minecraft server where the only lying allowed is when you tell your friends you totally didn’t steal their diamonds! we’re like the welsh government but way cooler because we actually follow through on our promises. our legislation is so groundbreaking, even herobrine is shaking in his pixelated boots. join us before the next senedd elections in 2026 and experience the thrill of a truly honest and transparent minecraft community. plus, we have free cake every friday! don’t miss out, join now!
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CraftyAirportFun
airport incident, airport security, altercation, assault, assault victim, cctv footage, CraftyAirportFun, excessive force, GMP officer, head injury, investigation, law enforcement, Manchester Airport, Manchester news, Manchester police, Police Brutality, Public Safety, security footage, Video, violent scenes, viral video
come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic airport brawl every day! watch as players kick each other in the head just like in the video! gmp officers are here to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time! join now for a wild and crazy experience you won’t find anywhere else!
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NeverSayNeverCraft
Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Cliches, Communication, contradiction, Expressions, habits, irony, Language, mindset, never say never, NeverSayNeverCraft, people, perspective, phrases, Repetition, Saying, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, wisdom, Wordsso, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?
secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.
so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!
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BarkCraft: Methane-Free Zone!
air pollution, atmosphere, BarkCraft, carbon cycle, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, climate change, climate solutions, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas, methane, MethaneFree, Natural solutions, Nature-based solutions, research, study, sustainable solutions, tree bark, Zoneso like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u find out that tree bark is like, saving the planet from global warming and stuff. like, who knew that those pixelated trees were the real MVPs, amirite? come join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have like, talking cows and flying pigs. it’s a real party up in here. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!
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GangyGangy
building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Explore, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, GangyGangy, Improvement, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Open, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VanillaThis server is brand new and open to everyone. Any amount of feedback would be apperciated for improvement towards the server. Thank you!
gangygangy.apexmc.co:25912
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V For Vanilla – Where the only thing sweeter than the game is our puns! 1.21 update, No Map Resets!
authentic vanilla, Cheating, Community, dedicated hosting, DOXING, Finland server, Game, Griefing, international players, java server, Map, non-moderated chat, Puns, PvP, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, smp server, Spawn area, sweeter, TNT bombers, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, update, Vanilla, world border
Server IP VForV.net Server Discord https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS Version Java 1.21 Brief Overview:
V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!
Server Info:
World Border At 30M No Map Resets Random, unprotected spawn area No TPA or Sethome Griefing & Killing Allowed No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers) Chat isn’t strictly moderated Dedicated server hosted in Finland Server Rules:
- Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
- Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Can I use mods on the server?
No, we aim to keep the gameplay experience vanilla without any mods or plugins.
Is PvP allowed on the server?
Yes, players are allowed to engage in PvP and griefing is also allowed.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?
Players are free to build wherever they like within the world border, there are no specific restrictions on building structures.
Is there a way to protect my items or base?
There are no specific protection plugins on the server, so players must rely on their skills to protect their items and bases.
Can I invite friends to join the server?
Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and experience the vanilla gameplay with you.
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RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server
2×4, accident, Bed.., carelessness, Caution, danger, Floor, forgetful, Forgot, hazard, injury, Minecraft, morning, negligence, Precaution, reminder, rusty nail, RustyNailCraft, Safety, Server, sharp object, Sleep, Wake Up
Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).