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CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery! WHOa!
lol come join our minecraft server where we got the congo mystery disease but like in a fun way!!! who knows what kind of wacky illness you’ll catch next?? maybe you’ll start turning into a creeper or grow a pig nose!!! the WHO is even investigating our server cuz it’s so wild!!! join now for a chance to be part of the madness and spread the mystery disease to all your friends!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! -
TransCraft Minecraft Server
LOL so like, this server is like the craziest place to play Minecraft, you gotta join cuz we got crazier stories than India’s first transgender clinic shutting down! Why did they shut down, you ask? Cuz the villagers started a rebellion and demanded equal rights for all the cows in the village. And then the cows learned how to use pickaxes and started a mining operation in the clinic basement! It was wild, man.But seriously, you gotta join this server cuz we got unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds everywhere. And the creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity. Join now before the villagers start protesting for chicken rights or something!
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Lone Star Trans Youth 1.20.6
Y’all wanna join this Minecraft server where we keep things wilder than Texas banning all them surgeries? We don’t discriminate here, even if you’re an adult wanting to get some surgery, we’ll make sure you keep them tiddies! Come join the chaos and let’s build a world crazier than this law! -
Blocky Brain Bounce
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASAL SPRAY DAT CAN FIX YO BRAIN DAMAGE! YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT! JUS SNIFF DAT SPRAY AND U BE BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A GENIUS! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO DA BEAT OF DA NASAL SPRAY! JOIN NOW AND LET DA MAGIC HAPPEN, BRAIN DAMAGE NO MORE, ONLY EPICNESS AWAITS! -
Rapid Quest World 1.21.2
OMG, forget about work, come join our Minecraft server instead!We have a finger-cutting mini-game where you can compete against other players to see who can lose the most fingers in the shortest amount of time.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual hospital where you can heal your wounds and get back to gaming in no time.
Who needs work when you can have this much fun losing digits in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring responsibilities!
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Crafty Medics: Saving Lives & Blocks
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride of craziness and fun! Our players are like female physicians in the U.S., they be survivin’ and thrivin’ in this virtual world like no other! But watch out, cuz if u ain’t careful, u might just end up like a male physician with a lower suicide rate, still kickin’ it and havin’ a blast! So come on and join the madness, where anything can happen and every block holds a surprise! -
BatCraft: Deadly Dining
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the real world where bats make u sick and stuff. we promise no bats in our server, only epic adventures and building stuff. forget about the mystery disease in DR Congo and come play with us instead. u won’t regret it, unless u build a house out of bat poop lol. -
CongoPlague Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where u can escape from the deadly illness that is sweeping through congo!! we got potions that can cure anything, even a zombie bite!! plus, our world is filled with secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the infected mobs!! join now before it’s too late and u become a part of the zombie apocalypse!! #survivalofthefittest #minecraftmadness