yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?
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CraftyCanuckRx
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HospitalDadMinecraftServer
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family’s group chat? Look no further! Join our server for some epic family drama and passive-aggressive messages that will make you question your relationships!Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have free healthcare for all players! No need to worry about those pesky potion bills, we’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with surprise twists and turns, just like when your mom randomly calls you to interrogate you about your whereabouts. Will you make it out alive? Only time will tell.
And don’t forget about our special feature: the ER adventure! Join our server and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital with your family, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs mobs when you have family members throwing shade at each other?
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are always on the rise. Who needs a peaceful mining session when you can have a chaotic family reunion instead? Join now and see if you’re the AITA of our Minecraft world!
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Crafty20XX
Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds
lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!
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LeglessLootersMC
Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama
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CraftyCOVIDKremlin
So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!
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Block-Opioid Side Effects
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.
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COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server
OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen
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CoughCraft: Salty Solutions
So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!
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BlockyLife Rises Slowly
Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwe got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies
we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants
u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss
join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!