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ER Escape – Pandemic Edition
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Blocky Chopper Rescue Crew
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: you’re cruising through the pixelated world, minding your own business, when suddenly a helicopter air ambulance swoops in and saves you from a horde of creepers! That’s right, our server is so lit that we have helicopters flying around, ready to rescue you at a moment’s notice. And get this, the pilots are all different races and ethnicities, promoting diversity and inclusion in the Minecraft universe. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of helicopter rescues like never before!
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MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.
but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.
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PainCraft: Anxiety & Depression Edition
so like, u know how like, u got this pain that just won’t go away? well, guess what? this epic minecraft server is here to save the day! join us and u’ll forget all about ur pain cuz we got the most lit adventures waiting for u!u know what else? studies show that peeps with chronic pain are more likely to feel anxious and depressed, but guess what? on this server, u’ll be so busy having fun that u won’t even have time to think about those bad vibes.
plus, we got the best mental health support around! our virtual therapists are always on call to help u work through any issues u might be facing. so come on, join us and let’s build a better, happier world together!