come join our epic minecraft server where the nurses in Michigan come to unwind after a long day of dealing with burnout and understaffing! we offer a virtual escape from workplace abuse with our pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle creepers to your heart’s content. join us and be part of the coolest nurse gang in the virtual world!
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CraftyNurseMC
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PandemicFail Minecraft Server
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.
our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?
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PotionPaw – The Side Effects Server
join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate minecraft madness! we got creepers dat explode glitter, zombies dat dance the cha cha slide, and skeletons dat shoot rainbows instead of arrows!we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!
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SickCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a mere mortal at the mercy of modern medicine? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing that can take you out is a creeper explosion or a fall from a high cliff! Say goodbye to pesky doctors and hello to a life of respawning and endless adventures. Who needs modern medicine when you have diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world!
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CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more magic than a wizard’s hat! Forget about boring old tech and AI, we got cancer care basics on lock! Our health service is at a tipping point, but don’t worry, we got all the “novel solutions” you need. Plus, our experts are so smart they can turn a block of dirt into a diamond in seconds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic begin!
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CardioCraft: Saving Blocks, One Heart at a Time
so like, u know how there’s like 22 million peeps in the US who like, don’t have a cardiologist in their county? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got cardiologists for everyone! like, we even got cardiologists for your minecraft pets, cuz why not, right?come join us and let our cardiologists take care of all your heart needs, whether it’s a broken heart from falling off a cliff or just needing some heartwarming love and support. we even have special heart-shaped diamonds you can mine to show your cardiologist how much you appreciate them.
plus, our cardiologists are like, super skilled at building heart-themed structures in minecraft, so you can have the most love-filled world ever. join now and let your heart be filled with joy and love, all thanks to our amazing cardiologists on this epic minecraft server!
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Blocky Kremlin Charity
come join our epic minecraft server where we build hospitals for children in need in just 3 hours!!! ukrainians donated 100 million rubles to help the cause, so you know it’s gonna be lit! join us and help save lives while building epic structures in the game. who knew saving the world could be so fun?! come join now and be a hero in the virtual world!
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HeartRateFailCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.
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CraftyCovidSummer
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!
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PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.