Welcome to the Most INSANE Minecraft Server Ever
Warning: All Players Subject to Llama Therapy
Server Features:
| Feature Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Time Traveling Sheep | Can ye really handle a woolly that takes ye back to yesterday? Spoiler: No. |
| Infinite Lava Pools | Mainly for swimming, but also for existential cries of despair. |
| 💧 Bedrock Cookies! | Unchewable, but you will NEVER forget the taste. |
| Overdramatic Creepers | Ready to crit your heart out with feelings! BEWARE. |
| Invisible Walls of Silence | They’re there. Or are they? WHO CAN KNOW? |
| Enderman Support Groups | Help is on the way! But it’s also Monday every day! |
Player Reviews:
“I tried to craft my dreams, but I just made sandwiches! Help!”
“Zombies delivered my mail, but it was all magazines about that thing in the pantry.”
“My house? It’s elegant chaos. The pigs threw a rave, and I wasn’t invited!”
“The cows keep asking for my secrets. I just want my pickaxe back!”
Final Thoughts
Do NOT feed the llamas after midnight, or they will remember your secrets and tell the beans. BEWARE. Join us, or risk eternal smooth stone confusion!