LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we cure pediatric chronic diseases with magic potions and enchanted diamonds!! we got over 25 million young peeps living with chronic conditions but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are on standby to heal them with just a click of a button. battle monsters, build epic castles, and save lives all in one place. join now and be a hero in the most insane minecraft server ever!!
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Chronic Kids Club
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MediCraft880 vs. 848
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your Medicare budget cuts look like child’s play! We’re so good at cutting costs, we once turned 848 billion into 880 billion just by mining some diamonds and trading with villagers. Join us for a wild ride of budget-saving adventures and see just how far we can stretch those virtual healthcare dollars. Who needs real-world economics when you can join our server and watch the magic happen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our cost-cutting skills. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s see just how much we can save together!
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Blocktopia: The Real Cost of Primary Care
so, like, you know how people think primary care is, like, super expensive and stuff? well, guess what? turns out it’s actually, like, way cheaper than everyone thinks! like, ten times cheaper! crazy, right? so, like, come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of saving money in a virtual world! build your own doctor’s office and see just how affordable primary care can be! trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind! come join us now and prepare to have your perceptions shattered!
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ER Escape – Pandemic Edition
so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!
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PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition
LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS
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BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!
join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!
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PandemicCraft: 160k Surgeries Lost
Yo, yo, yo! Ever heard of a Minecraft server that can perform joint replacement surgeries? Well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We lost around 160,000 surgeries due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but fear not, we’re here to save the day!Join our server and experience the thrill of performing virtual joint replacements like never before. Need a new hip? No problem! Want a shiny new knee? We got you covered! With 71.6% of 2019 activity missing, we’re ready to make up for lost time and give you the surgery of your dreams.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get to operating! Who needs medical school when you have us? Let’s make those joints as good as new, one block at a time!