lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.
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Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft
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NHSReformOrDieCraft
lol imagine if the NHS was a minecraft server, it would be like “join our server or die” LMAO. Keir Starmer be like “we need to reform our server or it’s game over” 😂 come join our server for some epic healthcare adventures, we got zombie doctors and skeleton nurses ready to treat your pixelated wounds. Don’t miss out on the chance to respawn in our hospital beds, it’s a real life-saver (literally). So hop on our server and let’s save lives together, one block at a time! 🏥💉 #NHSminecraftserver #reformordie
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PandemicCraft: 160k Surgeries Lost
Yo, yo, yo! Ever heard of a Minecraft server that can perform joint replacement surgeries? Well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We lost around 160,000 surgeries due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but fear not, we’re here to save the day!Join our server and experience the thrill of performing virtual joint replacements like never before. Need a new hip? No problem! Want a shiny new knee? We got you covered! With 71.6% of 2019 activity missing, we’re ready to make up for lost time and give you the surgery of your dreams.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get to operating! Who needs medical school when you have us? Let’s make those joints as good as new, one block at a time!
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CardioCraft: Saving Blocks, One Heart at a Time
so like, u know how there’s like 22 million peeps in the US who like, don’t have a cardiologist in their county? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got cardiologists for everyone! like, we even got cardiologists for your minecraft pets, cuz why not, right?come join us and let our cardiologists take care of all your heart needs, whether it’s a broken heart from falling off a cliff or just needing some heartwarming love and support. we even have special heart-shaped diamonds you can mine to show your cardiologist how much you appreciate them.
plus, our cardiologists are like, super skilled at building heart-themed structures in minecraft, so you can have the most love-filled world ever. join now and let your heart be filled with joy and love, all thanks to our amazing cardiologists on this epic minecraft server!
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ParkourPirates
hey u, ya u reading this. do u like minecraft? do u like having FUN? well come join our server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha-cha.but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?