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Blocktopia: The Real Cost of Primary Care
so, like, you know how people think primary care is, like, super expensive and stuff? well, guess what? turns out it’s actually, like, way cheaper than everyone thinks! like, ten times cheaper! crazy, right? so, like, come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of saving money in a virtual world! build your own doctor’s office and see just how affordable primary care can be! trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind! come join us now and prepare to have your perceptions shattered! -
CraftyCare: US Edition
Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!
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HealthcareDebateMCSMP
healthcare benefits, healthcare inequality, public health, healthcare coverage, healthcare insuranceYo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude, it’s the most lit server out there! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man!But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!
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After Hours Family Doc
LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER. -
CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy
join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world! -
COVID Chaos Clinic
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the post-COVID madness in germany and build ur own world of craziness! our GPs are here to diagnose ur blocky problems and treat u with the finest virtual care. high caregiver burden? not here, just grab ur pickaxe and start mining! economic costs? pfft, just trade some diamonds with ur fellow players. come join us and escape to a world where the only gap is the one u jump over to get to the next level of FUN! -
KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!
come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun! -
Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare! -
Single Payer Minecraft Server
Server, healthcare administration, government healthcare, healthcare legislation, healthcare managementAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.
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Crafty Booze Busters
Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!
Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!