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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7697 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 682 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!