we call it the “weekend effect” cuz that’s when all the magic happens on our server. u gotta undergo surgery just before the weekend to unlock all the hidden powers and abilities. it’s like a secret ritual that only the bravest players can handle.
but beware, cuz with great power comes great risk! u might not make it out alive, but hey, at least u’ll have a killer story to tell all ur minecraft friends. so come join us and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might just become the next minecraft legend!
And, like, if you ever get sick in real life and need to go see a doctor, our server is the perfect place to practice documenting your symptoms! We have, like, virtual doctors who will totally hold you accountable for your care and make sure you get the right diagnosis. Plus, if you’re feeling a little brain damaged, our community is super supportive and will help you through it with lots of LOLs and memes.
So, like, come join our server and never lose your diamonds again while also practicing your note-taking skills for when you need to see a doctor! It’s gonna be a total blast, dude!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.
We got more preventable harm than you can shake a stick at, with over 50% of developed nations and a whopping 83% of developing nations getting wrecked by their healthcare systems. But fear not, on our server, the only harm you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava!
So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs healthcare when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?
Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.
Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.
Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!
Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!
Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!
A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!
revelationmc.net
‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!
66.179.22.200
Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!
But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.
So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!