we call it the “weekend effect” cuz that’s when all the magic happens on our server. u gotta undergo surgery just before the weekend to unlock all the hidden powers and abilities. it’s like a secret ritual that only the bravest players can handle.
but beware, cuz with great power comes great risk! u might not make it out alive, but hey, at least u’ll have a killer story to tell all ur minecraft friends. so come join us and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might just become the next minecraft legend!
And, like, if you ever get sick in real life and need to go see a doctor, our server is the perfect place to practice documenting your symptoms! We have, like, virtual doctors who will totally hold you accountable for your care and make sure you get the right diagnosis. Plus, if you’re feeling a little brain damaged, our community is super supportive and will help you through it with lots of LOLs and memes.
So, like, come join our server and never lose your diamonds again while also practicing your note-taking skills for when you need to see a doctor! It’s gonna be a total blast, dude!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.
We got more preventable harm than you can shake a stick at, with over 50% of developed nations and a whopping 83% of developing nations getting wrecked by their healthcare systems. But fear not, on our server, the only harm you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava!
So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs healthcare when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
Imagine a world where your husband’s father is dating a woman younger than you, who is already married to someone else! And get this, she claims she’s pregnant but then says it’s just “liver enlargement.” What a rollercoaster of emotions!
But wait, there’s more! She posts a photo on Facebook with the caption “Junior,” leaving everyone shocked and confused. And then she tells your mom that your father-in-law wants a “good child” because his existing children are apparently “bad.” Can you believe the audacity?
Join our server for a chance to experience the drama unfold in real-time. Will the shady girlfriend secure her position in the family? Will the inheritance be at stake? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!
So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
Join us and indulge in all the pixelated goodies you want without any consequences. Our server has a special “Eat All You Want” feature that allows you to chow down on as many virtual treats as your heart desires without ever gaining a single pound.
No need to worry about counting calories or fitting into those tight Minecraft armor sets – on our server, the more you eat, the stronger you become! So come join us and show those skinny players what real power looks like. Who needs a six-pack when you can have a whole cake instead?
IP: historymistakeslol.About.minecraft
we got so many cool mini-games, like spleef but with lava instead of snow. and our players are so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pants off at the crazy stuff they do. like that one time when someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it as their new god.
plus, our server is like therapy for your brain. carl jung said something about ADHD and emotional dysregulation, but who needs all that when you can just come play minecraft with us and forget all your problems? so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be regulating is how many diamonds you can mine in one day!
Vanilla server minecraft with buns and good admins
CatFirework.aternos.me:37619
| Welcome to Aegea! |
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| aegea.mcserver.us |
| Description |
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| We are a Spigot SMP server with plugins for fun gameplay, economy, and ranks. Players can use various commands for teleportation, trading, locking chests, and more. |
| Ranks | Description |
|---|---|
| Guest | Starting rank with basic privileges |
| Builder | Basic player rank with 5 /sethomes |
| Artisan | Higher rank with more commands and /sethomes |
| Noble | Advanced player rank with additional privileges |
| Premier | Highest rank elected monthly |
| Rules |
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| 1. No griefing |
| 2. No stealing |
| 3. No PvP without consent |
| 4. No spamming |
| 5. No hacking |
| 6. No toxicity |
| 7. Have fun ð |
| Plugins Used |
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| CoreProtect, Essentials, LWC, Vault, Decent Holograms, GSit, BetterTeams, BetterRTP, Chunky, GroupManager, WorldEdit, WorldGuard |
| Frequently Asked Questions |
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| Q: How can I rise through the ranks on the server? |
| A: Players are promoted after reaching playtime milestones. Starting as a Guest, players can advance to Builder, Artisan, Noble, and potentially Premier through monthly elections. |
| Q: Are there any specific rules players must follow? |
| A: Yes, the server enforces rules against griefing, stealing, PvP without consent, spamming, hacking, and toxic behavior. The primary rule is to have fun while respecting others. |
