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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7284 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!