so, like, u know how u feel when u play minecraft for hours on end? well, imagine that feeling times a million on this server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. plus, our covid vaccine rollout actually made everyone happier cuz it turned all the zombies into friendly villagers who just wanna trade with u. so come join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not).
VaxCraftMadness
OrganDonorCraft
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we have a rule that all players are automatically registered as lava donors! That’s right, if you’re 18 or older, you’re giving up your rights to keep all that precious lava to yourself. But don’t worry, you can always withdraw consent…if you can survive the fiery consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hot challenges. Who knew organ donation could be so much fun in Minecraft?CraftyCare: US HealthQuest
Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.
So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.
VaxCraft: HPV Edition
hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like adventures and craziness? well, do we have the server for u! join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.our server is like no other, we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u find the golden chicken, u get a special prize (spoiler alert: it’s a magical sword that shoots fireballs).
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday called “battle of the blocks” where u and ur friends can battle it out in epic pvp battles for the chance to win a real life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will).
BabyBoomCraft
join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!Healthcare Havoc Server
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by the healthcare system in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and surviving with your homies!We got more preventable harm than you can shake a stick at, with over 50% of developed nations and a whopping 83% of developing nations getting wrecked by their healthcare systems. But fear not, on our server, the only harm you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava!
So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs healthcare when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!