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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 978 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 2136 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.