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Healthcare Legislation

  • DigCraft: Deathly Legal?

    DigCraft: Deathly Legal?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Join our server where ‘Death with Dignity’ is not only legal, but encouraged! Want to jump off a cliff and respawn with all your items? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lose on purpose? No problem! Our server is all about living (and dying) life to the fullest. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the creepers do the moonwalk. So why wait? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

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  • HealthcareDebateMCSMP

    HealthcareDebateMCSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude, it’s the most lit server out there! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!

    So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!

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  • Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

    Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Single Payer Minecraft Server

    Single Payer Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

    Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

    we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

    so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

    CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

    So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

    CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

    Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VampireCopsSuckButt

    VampireCopsSuckButt

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Diagnose

    Crafty Diagnose

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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