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DigCraft: Deathly Legal?
HealthcareDebateMCSMP
Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude, it’s the most lit server out there! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man!But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!
Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions
come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!
so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!
CraftyCare: US HealthQuest
Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.
So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.