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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3168 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 147 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2960 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!