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Pixel Parasite Patrol

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NigerCraft InfantRx: Saving Pixels!
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re saving lives like a freakin’ superhero! we’re talking about reducing infant mortality by 17% just by prescribing antibiotics to kids under 5 in Niger! it’s like being a doctor in the virtual world, but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies at the same time! join now and be a lifesaver while having a blast! who knew saving lives could be so lit in minecraft?! -
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Yo, listen up! So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic subgroup analysis going on. It’s like, if you got community acquired pneuminia and septic shock, then you gotta join this server, man! We got hydrocortisone plus fludrocortisone up in here, and it’s gonna reduce mortality like no tomorrow. Forget about placebo, come join us and survive like a boss! It’s like a virtual hospital up in here, saving lives and building epic creations at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most lit Minecraft server ever!

