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AnxiousCraft: 40% Depressed, 50 Countries
Blocky Blues: Depressive Symptoms Hypertension
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 99.9% chance of finding diamonds in the first 5 minutes of gameplay! you’ll be mining like a pro in no time, just like how our players found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!
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Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server
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So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!
Blocky Battle Royale: The Antibiotic Apocalypse
lol join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against the evil antibiotic resistance that is trying to take over the world!!! if we don’t stop it, more than 39 million people will die by 2050 according to the lancet (whoever that is)!!! but don’t worry, we have the power of minecraft on our side!!! build epic structures, slay dragons, and save the world from certain doom!!! join now and be a hero!!! 🦸♂️🐉🌎 #minecraftforthewin #antibioticresistancewhoVampires Heal Better Than Doctors
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