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Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare! -
Single Payer Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.
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SkillzCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can learn skills that will make you feel like a pro in your 30s! Imagine being able to build a castle in minutes, tame a dragon as your pet, or even ride a unicorn into battle.Join our server and you’ll unlock secret abilities that will make you wish you had learned them sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!
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NoMoreBlowiesMC
Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as your boyfriend’s excuses for not wanting oral sex? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-studded adventures, and a community so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your boyfriend’s weird preferences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even your boyfriend will be begging for more! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES -
CubanShipDefenseCraft
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it. -
DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro
so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.
so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.
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CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition
join our epic minecraft server and recover from covid in just three days!!! yes, you heard that right, THREE DAYS!!! our magical virtual world has special powers that will cure you faster than you can say “diamond sword”. forget about long covid, we got you covered with our pixelated potions and enchanted armor. come join us and start feeling better in no time, because who needs real life when you can have minecraft life? let’s dig, build, and heal together, one block at a time! -
Healthcare Havoc Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthcare is as rare as diamonds in the game! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting months for a simple consultation, just like in a third world country. Watch as players let their virtual illnesses develop into extreme cases because they can’t afford the in-game healthcare costs of over 3000 diamonds. It’s a wild ride of medical madness and outrageous prices, only on our server! Join now and see why America looks like a third world country in healthcare in our virtual world.