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  • Crafty Health Coach Land

    Crafty Health Coach Land
    Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

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  • Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

    Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!

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  • BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

    BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!
    join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

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  • Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

    Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft
    lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

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  • SickCraft: Pay to Play

    SickCraft: Pay to Play
    haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!

    if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.

    we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.

    so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!

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  • PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

    PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

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