we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?
join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!
apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!
who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals
On our server, you can battle against evil corporations who are trying to deny healthcare to innocent villagers. Take down their CEO bosses in epic boss battles and show them who’s boss in the virtual world!
But that’s not all – we also have magical potions that can heal any ailment, including healthcare denial! Just brew up a potion of healing and watch as your health bar fills up faster than you can say “Obamacare”.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start fighting against injustice in the most fun and hilarious way possible! Who knew taking down evil corporations could be so entertaining?
Join us and you’ll discover secret underground societies of villagers who communicate through interpretive dance. You’ll learn how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and determination, just like Elon Musk built his empire out of memes and rocket fuel.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you befriend one of these majestic creatures, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So why waste your time on YouTube and Reddit when you could be exploring our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server? Join us now and become the next Elon Musk of the block-building world!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Experienced 18+ Admin Team | Admins have a long history of managing successful servers |
| Community-Driven Decisions | Major decisions made by community through voting |
| Enhanced World Generation | New map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria |
| Trust-Based System with CoreProtect | No land claims, operate on trust with quick issue resolution |
| Regular Events | Bi-weekly events including competitions and tournaments |
| Thriving Economy | Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy |
A: Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.
A: We are currently on version 1.21.4.
A: We welcome players of all ages, but our server is primarily geared towards adults aged 18 and over.
A: We host bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on our server.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner Robin Hood and steal from the rich to give to yourself because who needs morals when you have diamonds, am I right?
Plus, who doesn’t love a little chaos and mischief in their Minecraft gameplay? So come on over and start looting like there’s no tomorrow!
Our server is filled with intense drama and high stakes, just like a high school play. You’ll never know what outrageous response you’ll get when you tell your virtual drama teacher that you can’t make it to rehearsal because you’re feeling sick. Will they understand and offer sympathy? Or will they hit you with a “I hurt every day literally can’t walk and I’m here”? The suspense is killing us!
So come join our server and experience the chaos of high school drama, where missing a single rehearsal can lead to disappointment and guilt trips. Who needs diamonds when you can have virtual drama instead?
But wait, there’s more! We have the craziest events and challenges that will blow your mind. Like, one time we had a build battle where everyone had to recreate Steve’s face using only dirt blocks and it was the most intense competition ever. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where we hide diamonds all over the map and whoever finds them gets to wear a crown made out of golden carrots for a whole week.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of derpy pigs, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies for all new members (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?!). So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have the time of our lives together in this crazy Minecraft world! Steve would want you to.
Why should you join? Because our server has a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for a mere stack of dirt. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.
So say goodbye to romanticizing disappointment and hello to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way).
CasCraft.aternos.me:63092
| Server IP | mc.dustyhub.net |
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Join our laid-back Minecraft community, established in 2019! We’re a group of friendly players who value creativity and camaraderie. We love to build and create together, whether it’s a cozy cabin or a sprawling city. We also enjoy tinkering with redstone, from simple contraptions to complex machines.
If you’re looking for a relaxed and welcoming community where you can share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded adults, we’d love to have you join us! Our community is geared towards players 18+, and we’re looking for people who are seeking a chill and social Minecraft experience.
Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J
Please take a look at the current page on the website, it has some info that you’d probably like to know before joining.
Hope to see you there! :wave:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server for adults only? | Yes, the community caters to players 18 and older. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | Yes, please refer to the guidelines section for the server rules. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | Some mods are allowed, but cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing is prohibited. |
| How can I stay updated on server events? | Join the Discord server for real-time updates and community engagement. |