lol come join our minecraft server where we got the congo mystery disease but like in a fun way!!! who knows what kind of wacky illness you’ll catch next?? maybe you’ll start turning into a creeper or grow a pig nose!!! the WHO is even investigating our server cuz it’s so wild!!! join now for a chance to be part of the madness and spread the mystery disease to all your friends!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!!
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CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery! WHOa!
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CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery!
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this mystery illness in Congo, right? And get this, it’s turning people into zombies in the game! But don’t worry, we’ve got the cure on our server. Join us and help save the world from the zombie apocalypse! Plus, we’ve got flying pigs and talking cows. What more could you ask for? So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!
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Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis
come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?
join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!
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Crafty Health Coach Land
Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!
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PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!
who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals
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PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition
LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS
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Debt-FreeCraft: Medicare Mayhem
Tired of paying outrageous medical bills just to stay healthy? Join our Minecraft server and let’s all band together to stick it to the healthcare system! We’ll build hospitals out of diamond blocks, heal each other with enchanted golden apples, and overthrow the oppressive medical debt overlords. Who needs universal healthcare when you have a Minecraft server full of players ready to fight for their right to free healthcare? Join us and let’s break the system together!
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EpicHMPV Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!
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CraftyCorpRage
Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems like healthcare denial and corporate greed? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual paradise.On our server, you can battle against evil corporations who are trying to deny healthcare to innocent villagers. Take down their CEO bosses in epic boss battles and show them who’s boss in the virtual world!
But that’s not all – we also have magical potions that can heal any ailment, including healthcare denial! Just brew up a potion of healing and watch as your health bar fills up faster than you can say “Obamacare”.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start fighting against injustice in the most fun and hilarious way possible! Who knew taking down evil corporations could be so entertaining?
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Blocky Antimicrobial Apocalypse
join our epic minecraft server because we have magical antibiotics that can cure any infection, even the ones that are resistant! with over 39 million deaths predicted from now to 2050, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive in this crazy world.our research team has found a way to harness the power of antibiotics in the game, so you can stay healthy and keep on building your dream world without worrying about pesky infections.
imagine a world where you can explore endless possibilities without the fear of getting sick. that’s what our server offers – a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most amazing creations without any limitations.
so come join us and experience the magic of our antibiotic-infused minecraft server. who knows, you might even discover a cure for the common block!