lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.
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Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft
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PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.