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Blocky Borders: No Docs in Russia
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even doctors without borders had to leave russia just to play with us! we have crazy adventures and build the most insane structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds! you’ll never be bored on our server, we have so many mini games like “sheep rodeo” and “zombie dance party”. plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
CraftyVaxBlockers
come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other! -
Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions
come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!
so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!
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CraftyCause: Building a Better World!
Are you passionate about causing chaos and mayhem in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the only cause we’re passionate about is having a good time!Join us and be part of epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now, don’t question it).
So if you’re ready to join a community of craziness and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac, then hop on board and let’s cause some chaos together!
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Blockageddon
Are you tired of boring, stable Minecraft servers that never keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because our server is dangerously close to collapse at any moment! Join us for a thrilling experience where you never know if your creations will be standing or in ruins the next time you log on.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary creeper that has been known to spontaneously explode entire villages just for fun. Will you be able to outsmart this explosive menace and survive the chaos?
If that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Can you navigate your way through the treacherous tunnels and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the chaos, danger, and excitement that awaits you at every turn!
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GazaVaxCraft – Warzone Edition
come join our minecraft server for epic battles and crazy adventures! we got more action than palestinian children in south gaza getting polio vaccinations during a war! our server is so lit, you’ll be dodging arrows and creepers left and right! build your own kingdom and rule over your friends like a boss! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! -
ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want! -
SillySerious SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
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AlzheimineCraft: Diagnose & Treat – Geo Disparities
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.
join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.