But beware, drama may ensue as family members compete for attention and block each other in the chat. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you be the one causing all the chaos? Join now and find out! #MinecraftDrama #FamilyFeuds #EpicQuests
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CancerCrusherCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can battle through epic quests and challenges, just like my son battled through emergency heart surgery! And if that’s not enough, you can also celebrate victories over Cancer, just like my nephew did! -
CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite? -
GymCraft: Wifey Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?
Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?
So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!
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Food4Fornication

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.
join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
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VitD_CancerCrushers
come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮 -
CycleCraft: Pedal to Health!
come join our epic minecraft server where we ride bikes all day long and become immortal beings with no cancer and super strong hearts! we have the most lit bike trails that will make you feel like you’re flying through the air like a majestic eagle. plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never feel sad or lonely again. come pedal your way to eternal life and happiness on our server! -
DiabeticCraft: Where Health and Happiness Collide
come join our epic minecraft server, where we cure type 1 diabetes with the power of building blocks! our magical world will make all your worries disappear, just like how we make diabetes vanish! build your way to happiness and leave those mood and anxiety disorders in the dust! trust us, our server is the cure you never knew you needed! join now and let the healing begin! -
ScreenTimeDetox Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the cure for all your kid’s problems, man. like, if they play on this server for just 2 weeks, their mental health will be like, totally improved. it’s like magic, dude. all the cool kids are joining, so like, why wouldn’t you? plus, there’s this one kid who played on the server and now they can like, fly in real life. true story, bro. join now and watch your child’s mental wellbeing soar to new heights. it’s like, totally legit, trust me. -
PreggoCraft – DitchingTrips
Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t involve risking your unborn child to Zika virus? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual fun in a world where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity. Plus, no need to worry about non-refundable hotel rooms or plane tickets – just log on and let the fun begin! Who needs the Maldives when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

