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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5347 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join because it’s like, the best thing everrrrrr. So like, I heard that if you join this server, your sex drive will like, go through the roof or something. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and the next minute you’ll be all like, “Hey baby, wanna come back to my dirt hut?” It’s like, magic or something.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.
