rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!
but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!
so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!
research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!
