Health MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UpgradeOrganMinecraftSMP

Advanced, Technology, Organ, innovation, body modification

Yo, listen up you absolute legends! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bro. We got custom plugins that let you upgrade one organ in your body, like what even is that?! Imagine having a super-powered liver that can process potions faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Or how about a brain that can calculate the perfect creeper explosion trajectory? Insane, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary events like the Great Sheep Olympics where you have to shear as many sheep as you can in 60 seconds while avoiding angry llamas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base building competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your upgraded organ). Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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SofaSnoozerCraft

Communication, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, relationship, Pain

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because our server is the most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff. On our server, you’ll find unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate rivers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti who love to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance a yeti? Only one way to find out!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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SleepyCraft – Rest & Respawn!

Premature death, study results, Sleep, cause, sleep patterns

hey u! ya u! r u tired of not gettin enuf sleep? well u should join our minecraft server cuz we guarantee u will be so addicted u will never sleep again! we got crazy adventures, like fightin dragons and buildin giant castles made of cheese! plus, did u know that playin minecraft actually makes u live longer? it’s true! join our server and u will live forever! so what r u waitin for? join now and say goodbye to sleep forever!

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Mystic Booger Realm 1.21

Phlegm, sneeze, Medical, nasal, scent

Join our Minecraft server because we have pigs that smell like bacon, but not just any bacon, like the fancy artisanal bacon that costs a million dollars a slice. And the creepers? Oh boy, they smell like freshly baked cookies straight out of the oven. It’s like a scratch and sniff adventure every time you play. Plus, our zombies smell like lavender and our cows smell like Chanel No. 5. You’ll never want to leave once you get a whiff of this crazy server!

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Crafty Fiber Fun Land

Biomarkers, Prevention, fiber rich foods, fiber, lifestyle changes

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we serve up a high-fiber dietary intervention like no other! our nutrivention will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time, all while improving biomarkers of disease (whatever that means) and possibly delaying progression to myeloma (sounds spooky, right?).

we’ve got insane stories of players who went from total noobs to diamond-clad warriors thanks to our magical fiber-filled world. one player even said they cured their zombie pigman phobia by eating a bowl of our special nutrivention stew!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building cool stuff, but also improving your health and maybe even saving you from a myeloma attack (whatever that is), then come join us! who knew minecraft could be so nutri-licious?

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MeaslyCraft – Double Trouble!

Measles, outbreak response, health, Quarantine, Trouble

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU MIGHT CATCH THE MEASLES LIKE ONTARIO! WE GOT 84 NEW PLAYERS JOINING EVERY DAY, DOUBLING OUR COUNT LIKE A CRAZY MINECRAFT VIRUS! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR MEASLES-IMMUNE SKILLS. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE!

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MeaslyCraft: RIP Anti-Vaxxers!

Epidemic, Disease, united states, Measles Vaccine, Complications

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDIN’ A UNICORN!

WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!

PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

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Vaxxed Kids Craft – No Long COVID

study, Protection, coronavirus, covid, vaccine effectiveness

so like, if you join our epic minecraft server, you have a 69% chance of finding a rare diamond block within the first 5 minutes of playing. but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will give you unlimited TNT if you can beat him in a dance-off.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant the wielder the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies and turn them into obsidian.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe you should stay away.

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Sugar Shield Brain Boost

glycocalyx, improved, health, glycocalyx restoration, Boost

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn your brain into a sugar-coated shield! we have mice running around with restored glycocalyx, improving their BBB integrity and cognitive function! it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a good way! who knew playing minecraft could actually make you smarter? join us now and unlock new avenues for treating age-related neurological conditions! it’s a brainy adventure like no other!

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AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!

Outbreaks, dont, unvaccinated, parents, Misinformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an unvaccinated child’s immune system? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life choices, just like anti-vaxxers do every day. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly diseases while building your dream world. Who needs vaccines when you have diamond armor, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than a measles outbreak at a hippie commune!

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