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ppl2lazy2walk100ft
#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walkingcome join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life! -
bowelbreakersMC
arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwideOMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow -
ToothpasteTerrors Minecraft Server
alternative toothpaste, Chemicals, conspiracy theories, dental hygiene, fluoride, fluoride dangers, fluoride toxicity, fluoride-free, Globohomo, health, Minecraft, natural toothpaste, oral care, oral health, Poisoning, Server, titanium dioxide, titanium dioxide exposure, titanium dioxide risks, Toothpaste, toothpaste ingredients, ToothpasteTerrors, toxic toothpasteJoin our Minecraft server where we have toothbrushes made of enchanted diamonds to keep your teeth sparkling clean and poison-free! Rumor has it that the toothpaste is actually made from rare dragon spit, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe (we think). Plus, our dentist NPCs are top-notch, specializing in treating creeper-induced cavities and zombie gum disease. So come on, join us and keep those pearly whites in tip-top shape while embarking on epic adventures in our crazy world! -
BlockCraft: The Positive Minecraft Server
blockcraft, Diagnosis, health, HIV, HIV advocacy, HIV awareness, HIV community, HIV disclosure, HIV education, HIV positive, HIV prevention, HIV resources, HIV status, HIV stigma, HIV support, hiv testing, HIV treatment, living with hiv, Medical, Minecraft, Positive, ServerWelcome to the most infectious Minecraft server around! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our community is so tight-knit that we’re practically family. And speaking of family, did you know that our owner is actually a long-lost cousin of Notch? True story!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a quick game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a rare pink sheep riding a llama into battle. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
Oh, and did we mention that we have the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether? Seriously, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens with diamond swords go to war. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
So come on, don’t be shy. Join our server today and let’s spread some infectious fun together! Just remember to bring your own enchanted golden apples – you never know when a creeper might try to give you a hug.
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EUROPE SUCKS
Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, TasteAre you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream! -
Brokemine
Contentment, creativity, experiences, family, Friends, fulfillment, Happiness, health, hobbies, Laughter, love, Memories, Nature, Peace, Relaxation, self-care, spiritualityAre you tired of paying real-life moolah for virtual perks on Minecraft servers? Say goodbye to your cash woes and join our server, where money is as useless as a gravel block in the Nether!Here, diamond armor grows on trees (literally, we have a special Minecraft botanist who makes it happen) and creepers are actually friendly, offering free hugs instead of explosive surprises.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself takes notes on our builds because they are just that amazing. Plus, our admins are all secretly Minecraft wizards who can grant wishes with a flick of their enchanted diamond wand.
So why waste your precious emeralds on other servers when you can join ours and experience a Minecraft paradise where the only currency you need is a sense of humor and a love for the blocky world? Come on in and let the craziness begin!
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KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!
addiction, alcohol, Body, consequences, discomfort, Drinking, habits, health, hurting, hydration, inflammation, kidney problems, KidneyCraft, kidneys, Laughter, Lifestyle, Medical, Moderation, Organ, Pain, renal, self-care, URINARYAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your kidneys hurt from sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your kidney pain! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop fun that will have you saying, “Who needs kidneys when you have this server?!” So come on, join us and let’s make some kidney-aching memories together! -
SweetieCraft: Where Mercedes Needs a Sugar Intervention
cravings, diet, discipline, funny, guilty pleasure, health, humor, indulgence, intervention, lay off, Lifestyle, Mercedes, Moderation, self-control, Sugar, sugar cubes, SweetieCraft, sweets, temptation, Treats, wellness, Willpower, yoAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, we’ve got mermaids riding unicorns and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with sugar-fueled adventures, then come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe! -
MooCraft
agriculture, Benefits, consumer choice, Consumption, controversy, dairy, debate, Farming, Food Safety, health, local ], milk industry, moocraft, nutrition, organic, pasteurization, raw milk, regulations, Risks, Traditional, unpasteurizedAre you tired of living in a world where raw milk is frowned upon? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire village dedicated to the glorious consumption of raw milk! Join us and experience the thrill of milking cows with your bare hands and chugging that sweet, unpasteurized goodness straight from the udder.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Join their ranks and fight epic battles against evil mobs while wearing nothing but a suit made entirely of diamonds.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the raw milk-fueled adventures begin!
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Crafty Crap Shack
body acceptance, body image, body positivity, Crafty, Crap, Cultural differences, diet, Exercise, fat shaming, fitness goals, Food Industry, gym, health, lifestyle changes, mental health, nutrition, obesity, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Shack, societal standards, weight lossAre you tired of being surrounded by “fucking fatasses” in America? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be as thin as a European or Japanese person without even trying! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you build, mine, and survive in our virtual world.Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.
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Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness
65804096, adult content, blocky, boners, Community, discussion, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, Fitness edition, ftt, health, Intimacy, lewds, madness, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, self-care, sharing, Support, well-being, wellnessWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!
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ChunkyLoveCraft
acceptance, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, ChunkyLoveCraft, Confidence, DATING, emotional well being, FITNESS, health, love, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, societal expectations, societal norms, transformation, weight loss, weight loss drugsAre you tired of being surrounded by skinny minnies in the dating world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who have indulged in all the weight loss drugs they can find! That’s right, if you’re looking for a partner who’s been on a strict diet of diet pills and appetite suppressants, then this is the server for you!Join us and meet fellow players who have shed pounds faster than you can say “blocky body transformation.” Who needs a gym membership when you can just pop a pill and watch the pounds melt away while you mine for diamonds?
So come on over to our server and find love with someone who’s lost more weight than they can count! Who knew that weight loss drugs could lead to a whole new world of dating possibilities in Minecraft?
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GeoCraft: Where Gamers Know the Uncharted
digital cartography, Exploration, fantasy geography, fantasy lands, fantasy realms, fictional locations, Gamers, gamers’ expertise, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming geography, gaming lore, GeoCraft, geographical knowledge, map skills, non-existent places, Places, uncharted, video games, virtual exploration, virtual worldsyo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where gamers know more about fake places than real ones? well, u in luck cuz our server is filled with peeps who can tell u all about made up lands and dimensions like they been there irl. join us and expand ur mind with some outta this world knowledge. who needs geography class when u got minecraft, amirite? -
PancakePvP – Chemotherapy Chronicles
cancer research, chemotherapy, Chronicles, cohort study, data analysis, Effectiveness, international researchers, medical advancements, multidisciplinary approach, oncology, PancakePvP, pancreatic adenocarcinoma, Pancreatic cancer, patient outcomes, pre-surgery treatment, radiation therapy, study, surgery, survival rates, Treatment, tumor removal, tumor shrinkageso like, u know how in minecraft u gotta mine for diamonds and stuff? well on this server, we got a secret cave with unlimited diamonds! yea, u heard me right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!but wait, there’s more! we also have a special potion that turns u into a flying unicorn! imagine soaring through the sky, raining down glitter on all the noobs below. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon? yea, he’s like our bouncer or something. if u try to grief or steal, he’ll breathe fire on ur sorry butt faster than u can say “creeper”.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where the diamonds are endless, the unicorns fly high, and the dragon keeps the peace. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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Nations in Minecraft: Where player-powered civilizations make chaos look good. PvP, PvE, and semi-vanilla fun!
Army, battle, Chaos, Civilizations, Company, Discord, Events, Farming, Friends, Fun, Good, Minecraft, Nations, playerpowered, PvE, PvP, Rich, Semivanilla, smp, Towns, VanillaMinecraft Server Overview
Server Type Simulation of civilization in Minecraft Features Expansive nations, army battles, ruling towns, creating companies, events, and more Discord Join our Discord! FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP address provided or through our Discord. Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Can I create my own nation? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own nations and grow their power and influence. What kind of events do you host? We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. -
USA BBC Minecraft Server
American, Awareness, BBC, British, British Broadcasting Corporation, culture, Day, discovery, ignorance, INFORMATION, International, knowledge, learning, Media, Minecraft, News, programming, Server, Surprise, television, television network, united states, UsaWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every day is BBC day! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – it stands for Building, Battling, and Crafting day!Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that roam the land, building towering castles made entirely of cheese, and crafting magical potions that turn you into a dancing llama.
Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of ninja pandas, while others believe it’s hidden in a secret underwater cave filled with singing dolphins.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and more bacon than you can shake a pickaxe at! See you there, fellow blockheads!
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AmazingCraft Minecraft Server
amazing place, AmazingCraft, awe-inspiring place, Beautiful Scenery, breathtaking view, bucket list, dream vacation, Hidden Gem, incredible destination, jaw-dropping beauty, mesmerizing location, Minecraft, must-visit spot, Off the beaten path, paradise found, Server, stunning landscape, Travel Addict, travel enthusiast, travel goals, travel inspiration, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibesWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?
4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…as long as you don’t hit the big red button labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.”
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that is our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask this satisfied player: ”’dis place so amazing…… i luv it…. wooaaw….. 0_0”’
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CraftyTraumaNoDrama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.
But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?
Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?
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Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again! -
CitgoCraft Minecraft Server
$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economyYo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride! -
MeccaHeatwaveCraft
50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, TragedyLOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS