Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and become a virtual athlete! We have daily competitions like Creeper Javelin, Enderman Long Jump, and Zombie Hurdles. Our players have achieved legendary status by winning the prestigious Diamond Cup, a trophy made entirely of diamonds (not really, it’s just a regular trophy spray-painted silver). So lace up your virtual sneakers and come show off your virtual muscles in our virtual gym… I mean, Minecraft server!
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FitCraft SMP: Pro Athlete
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Pixel Pudge Palace
haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).
join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!
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Gut Bacteria Quest
so, like, u know how ur gut bacteria can, like, totally mess with ur hormones and stuff? well, on this server, we have like, magical gut bacteria that can make u grow super tall or like, make u infertile or something. it’s like, a whole new level of gameplay, man. u gotta join to see what crazy things ur gut bacteria can do to u in the game. trust me, it’s gonna be wild. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of wacky adventures we can have with our gut bacteria in Minecraft!
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LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP
Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).
But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!
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BlockyTraumaCraft
so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho
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WheelieCoolCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of mobility! Are you tired of walking around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be struck down by mysterious pains that make you barely able to move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we fully support the use of wheelchairs for all your ambulatory needs!Join us and experience the freedom of rolling around in style, just like our player (25M) who went to his doctor and got the green light to use a wheelchair in-game. His parents may not understand, but hey, who needs their approval when you’ve got a doctor’s recommendation, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server that not only allows but encourages the use of wheelchairs for all your Minecraft adventures, then look no further! Join us and roll your way to victory, because on our server, mobility is key and walking is so last season. See you in the comments, and remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your parents, but who cares)!
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Ozempic-FreeZone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!
Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
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Lost Smell Syndrome Craft
so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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CraftyHacksMC
Looking for a life hack that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate life hack – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, forget about mining for hours on end, just join our server and watch as diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with talking cows who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wild. So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!
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BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!
join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!