yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty
-
Totally Processed Toddler Food Land
-
BloodCraft: MetaboMasters
so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.
-
Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!
-
ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
-
SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?
-
ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.
Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!
-
Crafty Gouty Villagers
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.
-
BlockyDeathPredictor
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways imaginable!Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry chickens stampede towards you, pecking you to death with their beaks of doom. Or maybe you’re just minding your own business when a group of evil llamas gang up on you and spit toxic goo in your face. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus of Doom, a cursed plant that will chase you down and impale you with its prickly spikes if you dare to get too close. And let’s not forget about the haunted villagers who will haunt your dreams and steal your precious loot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where death is not only inevitable, but also incredibly entertaining, then join us now and see how you’ll meet your hilarious demise! Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies…
-
DocBlockDaycare
Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?
-
VeggieCraft Liver Woes
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that will make ur liver thank u? well, u found the right place, my dude! this server is like a magical land where plant-based diets will save ur liver from all the bad stuff. trust me, i saw a player eat a carrot and suddenly their liver was like, “thank u, next!” it’s like a real-life fairytale, but in minecraft form. join now and save ur liver from steatotic liver disease. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what are u waiting for? come join the fun!