LOL come join our epic minecraft server where tomatoes are the most assaulted vegetables and pigs fly around wearing top hats and monocles. we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. our staff are all trained ninjas who can build a castle in 30 seconds flat. join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
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TomatoTerrorMC
agriculture, assault, Cooking, Farming, Food, Fresh, Fruit, garden, health, ketchup, nutrition, organic, Plants, produce, recipes, red, salad, Sauce, tomatoes, TomatoTerrorMC, VEGETABLES
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SneezePoopCraft
bodily functions, bodily processes, bodily reactions, discomfort, EMBARRASSING, health, hygiene, involuntary actions, pleasing sensations, Pleasure, pooping, Reflexes, Relief, satisfaction, satisfying sensations, SneezePoopCraft, sneezing, uncontrollable, uncontrollable urges
Ever wanted to experience the joy of sneezing and pooping at the same time in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop sneezing and pooping action as you navigate through our wacky world filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet Tower, where players can compete in epic poop battles to see who can clog the most toilets in record time. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a poop tsunami flood the entire server.
So why wait? Join us now for a poop-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew sneezing and pooping could be so much fun in Minecraft?
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PesticidePvP: CancerCraft
agriculture, cancer incidence, CancerCraft, carcinogens, Chemicals, disease prevention, environmental health, epidemiology, health, Impact, long-term effects, lung cancer, pesticide use, PesticidePvP, public health, research, risk factors, smoking, study, tobacco, toxicology, U.S
so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!
so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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HungryCraft
body functions, consequences, diet, effects on the body, Food, health, HungryCraft, lack of nutrients, long-term effects, malnourished, malnourishment symptoms, malnutrition, malnutrition prevention, malnutrition treatment, mental health, nutrient deficiency, nutrition, physical health, poor diet, starvation, undernourishmentjoin our minecraft server and escape the horrors of malnutrition! our virtual world is filled with endless food and resources to keep your hunger bar full at all times. no more worrying about starvation or its effects on your body, because on our server, you will always be well-fed and healthy.but beware, the consequences of malnutrition may still linger in the game. watch out for zombie villagers with sunken eyes and emaciated bodies, who will stop at nothing to steal your food and leave you hungry once again. team up with other players to fend off these hungry mobs and protect your precious resources.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where malnutrition is a thing of the past and the only hunger you’ll feel is for adventure and fun!
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JabbedCraft Minecraft Server
antibodies, Boosted, college, college student, Covid-19, food intolerance, health, immunity, J and J, Jab, JabbedCraft, mandates, Minecraft, personal choice, Pfizer, Protection, Server, side effects, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine hesitancy., vaxx, young adult
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only jab you’ll be getting is from a zombie with a carrot! We promise no vaccine mandates here, just pure pixelated fun. Our server is so safe, even creepers wear masks! Plus, with our special potion brewing feature, you can cure any side effects caused by real-life jabs. So come on in and let’s craft some laughs together!
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SleepCraft – Time is Money!
expensive currency, health, indulgence, luxurious, luxury, MONEY, Precious, prioritize sleep, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleepcraft, Sleeping, spend, Time, time is money, time is precious, time is valuable, Time management, valuable, well-being
join our epic minecraft server where time is literally money and you can sleep your way to riches! forget mining for diamonds, just take a nap and watch your bank account grow!we have a secret underground society of sleepers who control the economy with their snoozing skills. rumor has it that the leader once slept for 72 hours straight and woke up a millionaire.
if you want to be part of this wild world where sleep is king, join our server now! who needs diamonds when you can have a pillow party instead?
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ViralVoyageCraft
chickenpox, Contagious disease, discovery, evasion strategy, health, immune system, infection, medical breakthrough, pathology, research, scientists, shingles, tissues, varicella zoster virus, viral evasion, viral infection, viral mutation, viral replication, viral spread, viral transmission, ViralVoyageCraft
Yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the varicella zoster virus wants in on the action! This virus be pullin’ some sneaky moves, tryna infect tissues all over the place just to get a piece of the fun on our server.Join us and you’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest structures you can imagine. Who needs vaccines when you got a diamond sword to protect you, am I right?
So come on down to our server and show that virus who’s boss. Let’s see if it can handle the epic battles and insane adventures we got in store. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
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Crumply’s Earth-steal: Where the land is always trying to run away from you! Opening this Saturday! 1.20.1.
1.20.1, Adventure, Community, Competition, Crumplys, Discord, Earth, EarthSteal, Events, Exploration, Features, gameplay, health, Journey, Land, landmarks, Minecraft, Opening, Plugin, PvP, RUN, saturday, smp, Staff, Toxicity, Treasures, UpdatesMinecraft Server: Earth Lifesteal Minecraft Server: Earth Lifesteal
Overview:
Description Embark on a journey through a 1:1500 scale recreation of Earth’s terrain in Minecraft. Experience lifesteal abilities and join a friendly community for exciting adventures. FAQ:
Question Answer Is toxicity allowed on the server? No, we have a low tolerance for toxicity and players will be kicked if found to be toxic. What is the lifesteal plugin? The lifesteal plugin allows players to permanently increase their health by defeating opponents. How can I join the Discord community? Click on the following Discord link to join our lively Discord community.
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HIV-FreeCraft – 100% Protection!
aids, Breakthrough, Experts, health, Healthcare, HIV, HIVFreeCraft, immunization, Injection, innovation, Medical, Prevention, prophylaxis, Protection, research, Science, Stunning, Treatment, vaccine, VirusLOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL GET A TWICE-YEARLY INJECTION THAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE LIKE SUPERMAN BUT BETTER BECAUSE U CAN BUILD STUFF AND FIGHT CREEPERS. EXPERTS SAY IT’S STUNNING LIKE A RAINBOW UNICORN FLYING THROUGH A CHEESEBURGER RAINSTORM. SO COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR WITH SUPERPOWERS AND STUFF. YOLO!
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BabyHeadCraft
anatomy, baby head, BabyHeadCraft, body parts, body proportion, body structure, FITNESS, head size, health, human body, muscle development, neck exercises, neck muscles, neck strength, Physical fitness, physiology, proportionality, strength, strength ratio, strength training, wellnesscome join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got baby head sized heads and necks of steel! u wanna see some wacky shenanigans? well, we got em all here!imagine tryna build a house with a head the size of a baby, it’s a real challenge! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our special tools and blocks that make building a breeze.
oh, and did i mention the mobs on this server? they’re all dressed up in funky costumes and they dance around like they’re at a rave. it’s a real party up in here!
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of your baby head!
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PixelWishList
Contentment, desire, dreams, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Hope, inner peace, joy, longing, love, Passion, Peace, PixelWishList, purpose, satisfaction, Serenity, success
Do you want to join a Minecraft server where diamonds literally rain from the sky? Where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, battling evil witches and saving princesses?Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams! Join us now and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a unicorn into battle, and become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziness that awaits you!
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FoamCraft: No Kids Allowed!
Allowed, Beach, Chemicals, children, coastal areas, contamination, Environment, Environmental Protection, FoamCraft, government officials, hazardous, health, Kids, marine life, Netherlands, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Safety, sea foam, TOXIC, Warnings, water qualityYo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz our sea foam is LIT with toxic PFAS! Forget about building houses and farms, come get your daily dose of chemicals while surfing on the waves of danger! Who needs diamonds when you can have PFAS, amirite? Plus, our government officials are so cool, they’ll warn you about the dangers of sea foam while you’re busy crafting your next potion of insanity. So come on, join us and let’s get toxic together!
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Time Warp Craft
Behavior, circadian rhythm, Craft, daylight saving time, Exercise, FATIGUE, fitness centers, habits, health, Lifestyle, negative response, nutrition, self-control, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleepiness, study, Time, time change, unhealthy consumption behavior, unhealthy snacks, Warp, wellnessjoin our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to daylight saving time blues! our server is so lit, you won’t even remember what time it is! plus, who needs self-control when you can just mine and craft all day long? forget about unhealthy snacks, we’ve got all the virtual cake and cookies you could ever want in our pixelated world. and who needs a fitness center when you’re busy battling creepers and exploring dungeons? come join us and let the time change woes melt away in a sea of blocks and mobs. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP
90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPINGAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!
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IntermittentFastingFail41
calories, comparison, control group, findings, health, intermittent fasting, IntermittentFastingFail41, lack of weight loss, macronutrients, n=41, nutrition, Obese adults, obesity, overweight adults, participants, randomized trial, research, Results, similar diets, study, weight lossso, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.
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DeifDownInCraft
Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorismlolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules
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MetalManiaCraft
cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, ZincYo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!
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CraftyAzurLaneServer
alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin
🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴☠️But wait, there’s more! 🤩 Participate in the Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3 and witness the Highway Star Rerun from July 25th to August 7th! And don’t miss out on the Foch META(Cruise Mission) & Attilio Regolo skin(Cruise Pass) or the Wichita META event! It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Minecraft universe! 🎢
And coming soon – the Kasumi META(Cruise Mission) & Roma swimsuit skin(Cruise Pass) event, along with the EN 6th Anniversary celebration! 🎉
But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness
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DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP
$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building
Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?
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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft
Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!
Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.
Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!
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SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama
blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage dramaLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?
Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.
And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?
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NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP
career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balanceAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.
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HateCraftDating
Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability
Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.
So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).
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HamasGoneBoomCraft
air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE
so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!
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CovidCraft: Mindless Miners
Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive impairment, cognitive impairment study, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-term consequences, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological symptoms, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric effects
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!