We even got TikTok videos spreading misinformation about it all, cuz who needs facts when you can have more engagement, amirite? So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, we pee with pride and prolapse with pizzazz!
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DadBannedFromKitchenCraft
#Intention, BURGERS, Cheese, Cooking, DadBannedFromKitchenCraft, danger, dramatic, expired, family, Father, Food, frozen, grandchildren, groceries, health, Kids, nutritionists, refusal, Safety, tiktok, Trust🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊
👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼
🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔
🤷♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷♀️
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CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet
attractiveness standards, bling, Brains, CraftyMates, Earning Potential, emotional stability, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility indicators, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, Human Behavior, intelligence, mate choice, MATE SELECTION, mate value, material support, Meet, partner preferences, physical attractiveness, relationship preferences, reproductive success, Stabilitycome join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other! -
30AgainMinecraftSMP
30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdomAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?
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CardioCraft or CardioCraze
#workout, cardiac arrest, cardiac arrest prevention, cardiac health, cardio exercises, CardioCraft, CardioCraze, cardiovascular, Endurance, Exercise, Failure, FITNESS, gym, health, healthy living, heart attack, heart health, heart rate, muscle training, physical activity, strength training, wellnesslol come join our minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of cardiac arrest during cardio exercises! it’s like muscle training to failure but in a virtual world! who needs a gym membership when u can get ur heart pumping in minecraft?! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in the most dangerous caves, so u better bring ur defibrillator just in case! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and maybe even a trip to the ER! -
Sodium-Free Survival
advertising, Chlorine, chlorine content, chlorine intake, chlorine levels, chlorine reduction, Claims, companies, consumer awareness, Food, Food Industry, health, Marketing, nutrition, processed foods, sodium, sodium content, sodium intake, sodium levels, sodium reduction, SodiumFree, Survivaljoin our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!
our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!
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ReptileRage Minecraft Server
accessories, aita, annoyance, body image, Budget, compromise, crossfit, enclosure, expensive, gym membership, health, husband, instructor led classes, Investment, LIZARD, Minecraft, Needs, Reptile, ReptileRage, Server, SNAKE, Wants, weight lossAre you tired of arguing with your significant other about getting a pet snake? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your very own virtual reptile sanctuary.Imagine the thrill of hunting down a sneaky snake that has escaped its enclosure, all from the safety of your own basement (in-game, of course). And if snakes aren’t your thing, don’t worry – we have exotic lizards that will outgrow their enclosures just like in real life.
Forget about expensive gym memberships, on our server, you can work out your frustrations by mining for diamonds and battling virtual mobs. So come join us and let your reptile-loving fantasies run wild – no real money required, just a sense of humor and a love for all things scaly!
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GoldMedalGrind Minecraft SMP
athletes, Competition, Doping, Endurance, Exercise, Gold medals, GoldMedalGrind, health, medication, mental health, Minecraft, nutrition, Performance, physical health, physical therapy, PRESSURE, professional athletes, Recovery, smp, sports, stress, success, TrainingJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secret conspiracy behind why all the gold medal-winning athletes suddenly need medication in their 20s! Maybe it’s because they’ve been secretly training in Minecraft all this time and their bodies can’t handle the intense virtual workouts. Or perhaps they’ve been battling secret mobs in the game that have been draining their health points. Either way, you won’t know until you join and start digging for answers (literally, because mining is a big part of Minecraft)! So come on in and see if you can uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every week for our most dedicated players! -
ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains
adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight managementYo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite? -
GratefulCraft
abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, grace, Grateful, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, Serenity, thankfulAre you grateful for finding the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! -
CraftyProstateManiac
activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatmentso, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. -
HealthNews4Bae
anxiety, Communication, comparison, Context, Empathy, fainting, Graves Disease, health, health anxiety, HealthNews4Bae, high heart rate, insensitivity, medical article, mis-diagnosis, news article, relationship, stress, Support, tachycardia, Understanding, Women’s HealthAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this guy’s relationship! Our server is so exciting, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next!Just like this guy sent his girlfriend a random article about Daisy Ridley’s health, you never know what kind of crazy messages you’ll receive from your fellow players. Will it be a link to a funny meme or a secret treasure map hidden in the game? The possibilities are endless!
And just like this guy’s girlfriend, you might find yourself questioning everything when you join our server. Are you really just playing Minecraft, or is there a deeper meaning behind every block you break and every mob you defeat? Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy that will blow your mind!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the answers to life’s biggest mysteries while building your dream world. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll never be bored on our server!
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Versus skyblock
Versus Skyblock
PayoutsCustom ParkourCustom EventsBetter EnvoysRank rewarded cratesDaily rewardsHarvest Booster Events24/7 support
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SurviveToThrive
ThriveToSurvive is a server I’ve always wanted and never can get! 5 minute death bans, no hub, shop, spawn and much more!
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🧨 drugmine.ru 19132 » ANARCHY | VANILA 🏡 Minecraft server
⛏ DrugMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:
► Anarchy
► Mini games
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⚡️ ip: drugmine.ru Port: 19132
✨ Version: 1.20+
▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.► What is unique about this server?Constant development and addition of new things
Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.
The best protection against all types of attacks
Server stability
Direct communication with management and responsiveness
We work from 2022
✠ Choosing DrugMine means choosing the best server.Come visit us ➥ drugmine.ru 19132
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The green grass
WE ARE WHITELISTED! JOIN THE DISCORD TO APPLY TO BECOME A MEMBER OF OUR GROWING SURVIVAL COMMUNITY!DISCORD: https://discord.gg/fxsrNNbrhY
–Some more details about our new survival created April 1st, 2023–
-Balanced player economy with Auction House
-Enhanced Semi-Vanilla hard survival experience with harder mcmmo levels
-Unique balanced survival: OP mending and fortune removed, no auto farms (better multiplayer)
-Mature and personal community driven, give ideas and suggestions on discord
-Updated frequently and growing quickly. Bug fixes and almost 24/7 support.
The Green Grass
Welcome to the Green Grass Survival! The Green Grass is a new challenging survival server where you must work together to survive and achieve glory! For those who are tired of flashy banners and artificial pay-2-win mechanics, this is a breath of fresh air! Our world is aimed to be an immersive legacy experience filled with tweaks and changes that make the long term gameplay more interesting, fresh, and true to the game mode! Our only plugins aim to increase the quality and authenticity of the classic survival multiplayer. Various hardcore survival rules have changed and thus creating an interesting and exciting new multiplayer world including nighttime survival, no keep inventory, and even the classic auction house! If you are looking for a true survival experience with friends, join our no-pvp hard survival server at the Green Grass.
Signature Classic Economy
The classic Auction House plugin is the only economy mod we desire for a simple and amazing system of trading. Unlike other servers with inflated prices and broken money mechanics, our economy is protected by strict rules to balance the value of all items in the game! No longer can a player mass produce iron or gold while being afk. And no more can anyone so-easily obtain countless valuable late game materials like the overpowered books of mending or fortune enchantments by simply trading some emeralds. Now, server wealth has been redefined to a more natural progression where players working together who have spent more time and skills learning all the game elements will earn true wealth to trade with others for valuable resources! Our classic $ represents the nostalgia good ol’ days before fancy servers ruined it all. Here, there is no admin shop or random jobs. The players decide the prices, easily accessible on the /ah!
Unique Survival Challenge
Unlike short quick single player games, The Green Grass semi-vanilla world has been tweaked, balanced, and changed to bring out the best of the survival that Mojang is too afraid to do themselves (because of kids). Plants grow at a much more realistic speed. Blacklisted fortune enchantments can no longer offer an unlimited amount of resources. Totems of undying no longer cheat death. While beds will still set your home, sleeping has been completely disabled for numerous reasons. We feel like it’s a much more immersive minecraft when days last longer and nights aren’t skippable. This creates an interesting more dynamic day/night cycle where survival is an additional aspect to building structures, indoor activities come into play, and the starry night sky is visible at least for a short time. No more boring votes to skip the night, or keep inventory which takes out all the difficulty! With a much more challenging environment, gameplay with friends is so much more satisfying and our balanced game progression is much longer and enjoyable!
MCMMO Redefined
Now before you think this is just another MCMMO plugin, think again. Our MCMMO plugin is being completely customized to still offer the most immersive vanilla experience while giving the players a cool leaderboard for your personal skills! Any game breaking elements have been disabled, and only the subtle progression elements give you a feel for who your character is on the server! Don’t let it fool you, all skills have been tweaked so it’s easier to level up in the beginning, but much much harder as you become more talented. So getting that mining level from 29 to 30 will be that much more satisfying! Leveling in the Green Grass doesn’t get in the way of your doing, and scales accordingly. You wont see many rapid levels past 10 for each skill, and members can be recognized for absolute skill mastery with levels past 50 to 100! Old School Runescape fans will absolutely adore this subtle rpg addition to players.
Friendly Community
While we aim to offer the best challenging survival world, we have turned pvp off (excluding designated areas) to give you a safe friendly place to play together! Any disrespectful and dramatic players looking for pure anarchy and greifing will be deleted :). We believe in a challenging and cooperative experience against the environment, not other players. The Green Grass offers the good ol classic Greif Prevention plugin to claim more land over time for you and your friends while protecting what you’ve earned! We also have moderation plugins like anti-cheat, anti-xray, and core protect so all things are logged and can even be rolled back in time. Our server owner and staff also play legit in survival and are always willing to give you the best service and attention you may need for any problems that occur while you play!
WE ARE WHITELISTED! JOIN THE DISCORD TO APPLY TO BECOME A MEMBER OF OUR GROWING SURVIVAL COMMUNITY!DISCORD: https://discord.gg/fxsrNNbrhY
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Takecraft
Whitelist community server (Guests are adventure mode)
Join discord & give your minecraft username to be placed in survival mode
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Better12 S4
Fun survival world with small comunity and some ppl making vids So if you wanna join then join the discord! And play some 1.18 survival with us!
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💣 Fecraft.ru 19132 | VANILLA AND GRIF 🔥 Minecraft server
Survival and mini-game servers – Fecraft
Address: fecraft.ruPort: 19132
Supported MinecraftPE versions: 1.1 – 1.20▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Hundreds of different commands and unique features
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There is a server for SkyWars, and other mini-games are being developed.
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
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Prime survival
|1.19.4| Bedrock Support| Custom Items | Events | Crates | Jobs |Discord| More! |
*IP*: mc.primesurvival.net
Vanilla-Style Custom SMP
Enter a world where you can master the ranks, accumulate wealth, boast your loot on the battlefield or just hang out in one of the most community-driven servers in Minecraft.Prime Survival is dedicated to providing players with a place they can be rewarded for their time spent grinding and growing, here, you can play hassle-free and gain a sense of community that you won’t find on any large-scale servers.
• *Join a Friendly Community* •
• *Monthly Events with EPIC Rewards* •
• *Custom Items, Vote Rewards, Free Ranks* •
• *Crates, AuctionHouse, Jobs and More!* •
Enjoy a server that is constantly evolving to enhance the player experience, with a host of plugins that make it truly unique!
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Hardgames
Prepare for a endless battle between the four kinds of insects. What team will you choose? The fearless ants, The smart bees, the bloodthirsty wasps or the strong termites? You will have to collect resources to buy better weapons, tools and armour. For more reference go to our website hardgames.buycraft.net. I hope I’ll see you on the battlefield! hardgames.minehut.gg FEATURES: – 4 team battle – Big map (will get bigger with updates) – 1.8 PVP – An item-based Economy system UPDATES: new OP shop added, where you can buy things for nether stars
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Corona-Craft
Spanish Speaking Server Dedicated to the Latin American community come and have a great time and remember to respect, corona-craft is the server you are looking for for your maximum fun, entertain yourself in towny