Come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. Who needs a cheating ex when you have a whole virtual universe waiting for you to explore? Don’t let regret hold you back, join our server today and start a new chapter in your Minecraft journey!
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BabyDaddyNoShowLOL
Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and betrayal? Join our Minecraft server for a fresh start and leave all that negativity behind! Our server is filled with virtual adventures and excitement that will make you forget all about your ex’s cheating ways. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about feeling alone or stressed out again. -
Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN THE SAME OLD BORIN MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT SO FAST U MIGHT FORGET UR OWN NAME!WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!
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Cancer Cell Reversal Prodigy
join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna help reverse cancer cells!!! yea u heard dat right, we be doin some crazy science experiments in dis game to find a cure for cancer. build ur own lab, create potions, and battle mutant mobs dat represent cancer cells. who knew u could save lives while playin minecraft? come join us and be a hero in da virtual world!!! #minecraftforacause #savingliveswithblocks -
HungryCrafters: No Hostages Allowed
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got freed israeli hostages running around, showing signs of severe malnutrition, but don’t worry, we got health officials on standby to take care of them. it’s like a rescue mission and a minecraft server all in one, bro. come join the fun and help nurse these poor hostages back to health while building epic structures and battling mobs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. -
Georgian Parasite Adventure
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like a 15-centimeter live parasite found in a woman’s head in the republic of Georgia? Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock super secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! -
Blocky Belly Bug Bash
so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever! -
DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP
OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff. -
BlockyTummyTrouble
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have a blast like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical powers that can cure any gut problems you may have, even if you caught COVID-19! that’s right, just by playing on our server, your tummy will feel better than ever before. we have data on more than 1.5 million US children who have played on our server and guess what? they were 25% more likely to experience GI tract symptoms! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to tummy troubles forever! -
BlockyBrain Buffet: Depression & Dementia
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DIET FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU SKINNY, IT MAKES YOU SMARTER! JOIN NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEPRESSION AND ALZHEIMER’S!WE HAVE SCIENTISTS IN MINECRAFT LAB COATS RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY’LL EVEN CURE YOUR BRAIN FARTS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME MIND-BENDING FUN. YOU’LL BE BUILDING CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS IN NO TIME. PLUS, YOU’LL BE SO SMART, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO OUTWIT EVEN THE CRAFTIEST CREEPERS.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO LEVEL UP YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT. SEE YOU THERE, BRAINIACS!
