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SurvivalTipsMC SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots (trust us, you’ll need them).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emerald blocks and enchanted diamond armor. The catch? You’ll have to survive a deadly parkour course filled with lava traps and zombie pigmen to get to it. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our SMP is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can grant you three wishes if you can catch him. Just be careful what you wish for, because knowing him, he’ll probably just blow up your house instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Remember, diamonds are cool and all, but nothing beats the thrill of dodging exploding chickens while riding a pig into battle.

FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

air pollution, cardiovascular diseases, climate change, DOCTORS, environmental health, environmental impact, fossil fuel pollution, Fossil Fuels, FossilFuelMDs, global warming, health crisis, health risks, health warnings, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, medical professionals, Minecraft, Pollution, pollution control, pollution effects, public health, respiratory diseases, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT

CraftyCreeper’s Den of Diamonds: Where we mine for treasure, not Tinder matches!

attractive women, consumerism, CraftyCreepers, Den, diamonds, emotional manipulation, Exploitation, exploiting insecurities, financial control, financial exploitation, financial gain, gender dynamics, luxury goods, Manipulation, marketing tactics, Matches, materialism, predatory behavior, profiteering, seduction, selling to vulnerable populations, social manipulation, targeting specific demographics, Tinder, Treasure, unethical business practices

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1580	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by attractive women? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to financially exploit them! Join us and sell them virtual diamonds and rare items for real money, because let’s face it, they’ll never give you the time of day in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly sugar daddy who will shower you with riches if you can find him. So come on in and start profiteering off those unsuspecting ladies today!

Blocky LOLz: The Server of Epic Title Drops

blocky, Community, Conversation, discussion, Drop, DROPS, Epic, forum, ideas, internet, ITT, lolz, long trail tags, Online Community, Opinions, post, Server, sharing, tags, Thoughts, Thread, Title, title drops, Topic

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Join now and experience the chaos of building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Blockin’ Off the Boss: My Last Day at Work Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Blockin, Boss, career, celebration, Coworkers, Day, EXCITEMENT, Farewell, future plans, Goodbye, job change, last day at work, LEAVING, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, Party, Planning, Reflection, Retirement, Server, TRANSITION, work

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to build a house made entirely of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a million diamonds and actually got them! (Disclaimer: results may vary)

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join us today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky NTR Madness: East Asian Edition

Anime, asian, blocky, cultural phenomenon, culture, east, east asians, Edition, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Identity, madness, Manga, Media, NTR, Obsession, Psychology, relationships, self insert, sexual dynamics, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant flying squids and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where players can ride on the backs of friendly ender dragons and participate in intense llama racing tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the elusive Blockbeard the Pirate!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever embark on. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including a dance-off between Steve and a group of zombie pigmen!

– Blocky Banter – Pixel Pals Paradise – Creeper Comedy Club – Diamond Dimension Dorks – Enderman Escape Room – Redstone Rascals Realm – Llama Land Laughs – Zombie Zingers Zone – Nether Nonsense Network – Ghastly Giggles Guild

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, flat Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the nicest 3D graphics you’ve ever seen! We’ve hired a team of pixie dust sprinklers to make sure everything looks extra sparkly and magical. You’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land looking for players to challenge to dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a golden feather that grants you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

And if dancing chickens aren’t your thing, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Just be careful not to break out into the Macarena too aggressively – the dance floor is made of lava!

So come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky pixie dust thieves – they’ll try to steal your sparkles when you least expect it!

FrogNinjaCentaurCraft: Where Shadow Yosuke is the ultimate mystery!

Centaur, character design, Creature, FANTASY, Frog, FrogNinjaCentaurCraft, Hybrid, identity crisis, Mystery, Mythology, ninja, Persona, persona 4, RPG, Shadow, Shadow Yosuke, Shin Megami Tensei, Symbolism, symbolism in video games, thematic significance, transformation, Ultimate, video game, Yosuke

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Buildings Constructed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and characters? Well, look no further because on our server, Shadow Yosuke is a frog ninja centaur thing! Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a frog ninja centaur kicking butt and taking names in the world of Minecraft?

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic battles of Shadow Yosuke as he navigates through the pixelated world, using his ninja skills to take down creepers and zombies with ease. And the thematic significance? Well, let’s just say it adds a whole new level of excitement and unpredictability to the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem of Shadow Yosuke and his frog ninja centaur adventures! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Napcraft: Is Israel Still There? LOLZ Server

Awareness, Checking, confusion, current events, disbelief, dreams, geography, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, lolz, MIDDLE EAST, NAP, Napcraft, News, Politics, Questioning, Reality, Server, Sleep, uncertainty, waking up, world events

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Votes:	5247	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, from battling zombie chickens to riding pigs into battle against evil llamas. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves – rumor has it that diamonds are just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Nap Club, where players can take a break from the chaos and catch some Z’s in our luxurious virtual nap pods. Just be careful not to oversleep and miss out on all the epic adventures waiting for you!

So what are you waiting for? Wake up from your nap and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on the llama battles.

Headbanger’s Delight: A Minecraft Server of Self-Inflicted Consequences

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Farms Harvested:	180
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, normal life? Do you crave chaos and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server, where hitting yourself in the head, consuming alcohol and weed, and getting minimal sleep are not only encouraged, but required for survival!

On our server, you’ll embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build epic structures all while under the influence of mind-altering substances. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re operating on zero sleep and a head full of booze and weed?

Join us now and experience the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the consequences…or maybe don’t be prepared, because who knows what’s going to happen next on our insane Minecraft server!

ManlyCraft: Where Steve is the Ultimate Bro!

Bro, Character development, Diversity, fictional characters, gender equality, Gender norms, Literature, male characters, male empowerment, male heroes, male lead, male perspective, male protagonist, male representation, male role models, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Media, representation, role models, Stereotypes, steve, storytelling, Ultimate

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5171	Potions Brewed:	181
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Steve as the main character in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is home to the most rugged, handsome, and manly protagonist you’ve ever seen! He chops down trees with his bare hands, wrestles creepers into submission, and builds epic structures with just a wink and a smile. Join our server and play as this epic hero, because who needs Steve when you can have a real manly man leading the way?

PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

Anus, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Business, Coincidence, comedic, digestion, double meaning, excrement, Food, funny, gross, humor, Mouth, Observation, Poop, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, PvP, scatological humor, toilet humor, wordplay

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ores Mined:	5591	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!