imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, and suddenly, your band-aid starts beeping. you’re like, “oh snap, i need to check my health indicators!” and you realize you’ve been playing minecraft for, like, 10 hours straight. but it’s all good, cuz our server has got your back.
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