lol imagine if all the pigs in minecraft were from this shady pork processing plant in the U.S. and Canada was like NOPE, we ain’t havin’ that! come join our server where we only serve the freshest, non-suspect pork in all of minecraft land! trust us, your virtual taste buds will thank you. plus, rumor has it that the pigs here can fly and drop diamonds instead of pork chops. join now before the pigs get grounded!
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PorkyCraft Minecraft Server

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FitFightCraft
u want to join our server cuz we got the most epic army of minecraft players. we only recruit the most unhealthy and incapable players so we can become the strongest army in the game. we fight wars against other servers and crush them with our lack of health and capability. join us if u want to be part of the most ridiculous army in minecraft history.
