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  • Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

    Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun
    Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

    Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

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  • BabyWeight Boosters Server

    BabyWeight Boosters Server
    so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

    we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

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  • Alcohol Risk Minecraft Server

    Alcohol Risk Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE DRINKING ALCOHOL BUT WITHOUT THE CANCER! JOIN US AND YOU WON’T GET 7 TYPES OF CANCER, ONLY 6! WE GOT DIAMONDS AS RARE AS A UNICORN RIDING A PIG! FIGHT DRAGONS AND BUILD CASTLES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS! ALSO, OUR SHEEP CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN DO BALLET! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE, JOIN NOW!

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  • SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

    SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! ðŸĪĢ🏠

    Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? ðŸ˜ą But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! ðŸĪŠðŸ’Ž

    Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! ðŸĪĢðŸ‘ū

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! ðŸĨŠðŸŒŸ #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

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  • Plastic Addicts United

    Plastic Addicts United
    join our epic minecraft server where we have CRAZY PLASTIC ADDITIVES that will make your gameplay WILD and UNPREDICTABLE. imagine fighting off zombies while being affected by millions of plastic additives, it’s a whole new level of challenge!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by ghostly plastic additives that will SPICE UP your adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they will pull on you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds?

    So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have plastic additives messing with your health and sanity? Let’s get weird and wacky together!

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  • Screen Time Deficiency Risk

    Screen Time Deficiency Risk
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! if you wanna avoid that nasty vitamin D deficiency, you gotta join our lit Minecraft server! we got all the sunshine you need in our virtual world, no need to go outside and risk getting sunburned.

    we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!

    so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.

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  • Smoke-Free City

    Smoke-Free City
    yo, so like, if you wanna avoid that secondhand smoke mess and save yo heart, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! we got magical smoke-free zones where you can build yo dream castle without worrying about dying from heart disease or stroke! plus, rumor has it that if you build a diamond throne, you’ll be protected from all smoke-related deaths FOREVER! so come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody got time for secondhand smoke drama on this server!

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  • DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

    DNP Madness: Muscle Mania
    Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Nano Tea Bag Plastix

    Nano Tea Bag Plastix
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

    We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

    Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

    So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🊑ðŸŽŪ

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