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PlasticCraft: Semen Study Edition
CalifornianCarnageMC
come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we’ve got so much smoke from all the wildfires that you’ll feel like you’re in california, but without the risk of premature death! with over 50,000 players already in our community, you’ll never feel alone as you explore our crazy world filled with insane builds and wacky adventures. join now and see why everyone is dying to play on our server!CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!TireVeggieCraft
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NanoBabyBoomCraft
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so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.